yeah, i have allergies.
but last night confirmed one i had been trying to ignore. its sad. its SO sad. its SO VERY sad.
i
am
allergic
to
BEER.
yep. last night by the time i had half my beer, i had the sniffles. by the time i finished it, i could hardly breathe through my nose.
i am allergic to beer!!!!
like i needed another FOOD allergy.
now, you may be saying to yourself that "beer isnt a food."
but my favorite food group is any thing that ends in "AND BEER"
you know:
pizza and beer.
wings and beer.
burgers and beer.
oreos and beer.
see?
the upside is that it goes away after a few hours. i am sure it's the yeast or something about the way it's made that is related to mold. the fermentation, perhaps?
but it doesnt change the fact that i am ALLERGIC TO BEER.
guess i better switch to hard likker.
anyone for a round of shots?
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and by particular beer, you mean anything with an alcohol content. it's MOST beers. but light beers more than dark.
but i am willing to try more experimentation.
;)
i think i should at least get some kinda credit for the "and beer" .... talk to stacey .... i say we continue with the experiment though
beer? me no drinkee no beers no mo'! ya i wish could slam down a couple dozen hahahaaaaq hmm where that q come from? pffft!
oh well, soory bout the beer allergyness it's my fault! yep yep yep!
eeep!
brag about it, why dont you, Mr. I AM NOT 21 UNTIL OCTOBER.
you shouldn't even know what beer is.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I say try some SKULL SPLITTER!
For real, you know I will do shots with you anytime you like. You just say the word.
Ooo, you poor soul!
i thought i was found under a rock?
in san antone. near the alamo.
1. i can drink all the beer AND bourbon i want. ... but mary's cheerleader beer - ick KACK
2. i WAS born in san antonio ...
3. i like it cold...so there ..
and 4.
i have no four ... but mary ... she's my #4.
wait wait - i do .... i have some of that orange stuff left - and the head shrinker said i shouldn't drink anymore - yeah. THAT will happen.
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