i married Julia Child's and Emeril Lagossi's Love Spawn. with a little Alton Brown thrown in for spice. i think it might have been a threesome.
my mother and i have packed up over 10 boxes for JUST THE KITCHEN ALONE!!!!
we have more gadgets and doo-dads, whatzits and hooyahs, thingies and doo-hickies than Williams-Sonoma and The Dollar Store combined.
i am now issuing a Moratorium on any and all things purchased FOR us or BY us that can POSSIBLY be used in The Kitchen. not limited to a chocolate fondue pot i have my eye on.
no more!
no mas!
YA BASTA!
and the kitchen in our new place CANT EVEN FIT A BAKING SHEET IN THE FUCKING OVEN!!!!!
and we have 10+ boxes of kitchen "cootermints"
jeebus.
but i am always fond of MORE soap. please buy accordingly.
love and bubblebaths,
~cg
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SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i LOVE me summa dat cranberry corn. but i love the ones that smell like BUTT even better.
i am SO glad you finally came to play. yay upon yay upon yay!
Mental Note To Self: When buying for scarecrow do not show at the Kitchen's etc. Only show at Bath and Body Works and The Body Shop. Not a problem. Love you.
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