Tuesday, January 31, 2006

la lengua

i realized a while back, when i was around some old friends, that i have my own vocabulary. and only a few people understand it. so i decided to make an Christel to English Dictionary. that way EVERYONE knows what im talking about ( oh and so they can all be like me, which is what EVERYONE wants in the first place, right?) ready? here we go
  • sump = something (my baby brother started this one, he was a little deaf when he was born and couldn't hear to emulate the english language)
  • unna one = the other one or something different (used in a general sort of way)
  • unna one kind = the other one (used in a more specific manner)
  • itty bitty baby one kind = small (note the use of 5 words to describe 1)
  • christelmas = christmas
  • forwent = past tense of 'forgo'
  • chilly brew ha ha's = beers (thanks to daniel)
  • haggamers = hamburgers
  • toilee pinter = toilet paper
  • ellelator = elevator
  • shlellows = marshmallows
  • fancy kind = unusual
  • strawgabiggies = strawberries
  • neenut putter = peanut butter
  • smashed tatatoes = mashed potatoes
  • co-hee = coffee
  • war-tow = water tower
  • charlie foxtrot = cluster fuck
  • "SHUT UP!!!!" = "no way", "you're kidding", "that's amazing", " get out!", "WOW!"
  • "WHO DIS?!?!?!" = "hello"
  • "not knowin" = "i dont know"
  • "no gotty" = "i dont have it"
  • "what do?" = "what are you doing?"
  • "where go?" = "where are you going?"

OH and almost every noun is pluralized,

  • i put some sugarS in my co-heeS.
  • milkS in my cerealS.
  • i want chickenS for the dinnerS.

ok so i guess its really just anything pertaining to food that gets pluralized.

and everyone gets a "The"

  • THE mommie
  • THE daddy
  • THE tistel-girl
  • THE charlie dog
  • THE boy
  • THE me

now, go forth and confuse the shit outta people with your new language! YAY!!!!!

Saturday, January 21, 2006

about 13 minutes of enjoyment.

i found this at work yesterday, and we watched it about 4 times.


and then later, i found that they had done another one.

more for your viewing pleasure...

Monday, January 16, 2006

a question for the masses

about my very own personal mass.

anyone ever heard of ear stapling?





let me know, wouldja?

Saturday, January 14, 2006

accepting my limitations....

so the other night, after i got out of the tub, i decided i was going to put on a little something more *ahem* "inspiring".... ya know, instead of an oversized Tshirt and big ole pj bottoms.

so i dug through the dresser drawer that houses items of the inspirational variety. a drawer that OBVIOUSLY doesn't get used often... i mean SERIOUSLY, how often can you wear the Naughty Nurse outfit before it gets old?

i keed... i keed.

but back to my story.

i put on one thing... and it's too much. i put on another thing... and it's not enough.... i put on another and it's not what i was looking for. it was like Goldilocks Gone BAD!

i decided to scrap the idea and opted for the regular old PJ's, remembering that E mentioned being tired earlier in the evening. so, i figured my naughtiness would have been received well, but would have been more like Dress-Up, than my original intentions.

so shortly after, i started sneezing. and then my eyes got all scratchy. and my neck was all itchy. and i was all manner of finding myself in a full-blown allergy attack.

yes, i will admit it. my naughty items had not been used in SO long that they were DUSTY. no lie. and as we all know, i am allergic to dust.

you can see where this is going right?

had i stayed with my original game plan, E would have come home to a sexily dressed wife with watery, swollen eyes, a runny nose, and scratch marks all over her neck in a benadryl induced coma.

HOTT? right?

yeah. nuh-uh.

and THIS is why i should only do nude scenes.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

i spy....

(pic stolen from Judd's wife who stole it from someone else)

ok, so it's now Thursday, but i just found this.. and thought i would jump on the bandwagon.

so come out... come out.... wherever you are.....

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

we recycle

gotta love recyling other people's posts MONTHS afterwards to make yourself look original.

10 Favorites…

Favorite Color: purple
Favorite Food: italian or comfort
Favorite Band/Singer: van morrison
Favorite Hobby: knitting
Favorite Movie: auntie mame
Favorite Sport: baseball
Favorite Season: fall
Favorite Day of the Week: friday
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: one sweet whirled
Favorite Time of Day: morning

9 Currents…
Current Mood: in love
Current Clothes: blue sweater, black slacks, argyle knee highs, and stupid work shoes
Current Underwear Color: orange with red and yellow dots
Current Desktop Picture: work related
Current Nail Color: nails: french manicure.... toes: eggplant frost (the OFFICIAL color of the 3s)
Current Time: 4:42 pm
Current Surroundings: office
Current Annoyances: foot pain, i need new work shoes
Current Thoughts: that healthy little lunch didn't last real long

8 Firsts…
First Best Friend: heather
First Screen Name: wondergirl29
First Pet: beagle: snoopy
First Tattoo: celtic trinity on left ankle
First Crush: chris flynn
Music Group: pointer sisters
First Car: 1985 powder blue honda sedan: Marge

7 Lasts…
Last Cigarette: who knows...its been a long while and i was probably so drunk that i took a few drags and put it out.
Last Drink: beer on sunday with dinner with E
LastTime on Drugs: the only acid i drop these days is Folic
Last Kiss: this morning...kinda morning breathy though
Last Movie Watched: mystery, alaska on sunday
Last CD Played: michael tolcher... sent by Ang for my birthday

6 Haves...
Have you ever dated one of your best friends? define "date"
Have you ever broken the law? sure
Have you ever been arrested? nuh-uh
Have you ever skinny dipped? not yet
Have you ever been on television? yep
Have you ever kissed someone you didn’t know? how else are you going to "know" them?

5 Places You’ve Been…
new york
hell and back

4 People You Can Tell Anything To…
my mommie
the numbers

3 Things…
3 things you can hear right now: crappy muzak, me clicking away at the keyboard, and co-workers laughing
3 things you can’t live without: love, coffee, bacon
3 things you do when you’re bored: play video games, knit, eat

2 Choices...
Black or white: black
Hot or cold: hot

1 Thing
1 Thing You Want To Do Before You Die…leave a great legacy

Thursday, January 05, 2006

ooh ooh

pick me!!! pick me!!!

2006 Bloggies Award

i'll be your best friend...

Monday, January 02, 2006

guess which piggie gets none.

sitting on the couch last night, with my dear husband the following conversation transpired:

"this little piggie went to market, this little piggie loves you lots. this little piggie ate ... ham... or something..."

"HAM? the PIGGIE ate HAM?"

"they are cannibalistic piggies."

"what are they? BOARS? are you trying to tell me that because my feet are so big, my piggies are now considered BOARS with giant scary tusksksksksks?"

"what was that last word?"


"oh right. i thought i caught that"

"stop trying to change the subject. you think i have BOARS for toes. huge, truffle-sniffing, man-killing cannibalistic BOARS!"

(at this point he is crying from laughter. and trying to still have this very serious conversation with me and i have tucked my feet under me, so the next man they kill isn't him.)

later on, he tried to play with my feet and i snapped back at him with,


"oh yeah, THAT'S gonna stick."