Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Sea captains don't like crew cuts (edited)

according to my growing hit counter, it appears that My FOLLOWING, desires posts faster than i can dole them out.

so, to the 6 or so people from AMARILLO that check RELIGIOUSLY, DAILY, almost HOURLY, i give a hearty WASSUP?!?!?! how bout those tornadoes yesterday, huh? good thing neither H or i were out in it, right?
that may explain all the hits i got from this part of the country... everyone was worried about me and the welfare of my family. thanks, you guys. now if only you locals would leave me some comments, i could meet my neighbors.



so here is just some bullshit post to keep the hungry wolves at bay.
there may not be any flow, or funny, but here i am ... with the writing.

i am going for a job interview today, since i QUIT my last job. yeah yeah i know, i didn't tell anyone because i really didn't like the job anyway... so it wasn't a big loss. but i went to work on monday and things were fine. i went tuesday and they started to get bad because the boss was coming back into town. went in wednesday and left in tears. went in thursday and left EARLY, sobbing. in short, she was mean to me. so H held me while i cried like a little girl and then sat me up, looked me in my eyes and said, "then don't go back"

so i didn't.

and i haven't.

so now i have an interview today. cross what you got that can be crossed and i will tell you how it goes later.

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Husband's 30th birthday is coming up. i keep joking about it being his 40th, and he then proceeds to burn holes into me with his lasers that pop from out of his eyebrows and grow 10 feet taller and he makes this weird whirring noise..... i never knew he could do that!

i married a FUCKING Go-Bot!

so anyway, with the fact that Ang turned 30 this year, and H is about to, and so is Lola, i guess that means i better start getting used to the idea.

nah, screw that, i will just run away.

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i still cant believe that i didn't make it to ATLANTA for last weekend's festivities. and NOW they are all taking there own sweet time posting about it. i mean, its not like i didn't TALK to them... (well yelled, and laughed, it WAS a Drunk N Dial) but i need MORE details. those bitches swore they wouldn't have ANY fun without me, and i am starting to have a sneaking suspicion that they went ahead and did anyway. i bet they ate great food and drank lots for adult beverages, and tormented walgreen's employees at all hours of the day and night.

mean ole Numbers.

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and finally, ALLIE'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!!!!! (she is going to be upset that this is LAST, but the way i see it, if it had been first, then some people may have forgotten it and would not have shopped accordingly, so now that it's at the bottom, it will stay FRESH in their minds when they take on their days.)

our little ALLIE PANTS is going to be 35. which blows me away considering the fact she doesn't look a day older than 21. no really, she's HOT!

so, please go to your local lip gloss proprietor and buy as much as you can in honor of ALLIE's birthday, tomorrow!!!


no really, i mean it.

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