5, 4, 3, 3, 3...

no, i didnt get stuck counting. i got caught stealing. a title. to a blog. to allie's blog, to be exact.

and because i am a 3, that gives me license to do so.


this weekend, as in 4 days from now, all of the Numbers will be in the same place at the same time.
for those of you who really ARE new, the numbers include:
myself, allie, and lauren (the #3s)
m'ary* (#4) and
tasty (#5)

here is THE Genesis of the Numbers, so pay attention.

the 5 of us have known each other in varying degrees for about 3 years. we met on a messageboard and got to MEET each other, in person, in gatlinburg, 2 years ago. we all knew we had stuff in common, but we never realized how much alike we are. allie and tasty clicked, allie and lauren clicked, christel and mary clicked, christel and lauren clicked ( with pink mascara) and allie and mary clicked. after the adventure in gatlingburg, we all formed closer bonds with phone calls and emails and visits. (if you cant get a hold of one of us, more than likely we are on the phone with any of the other ones)
allie and lauren realized that they MUST be twins. (minus the whole 5 years difference in their ages, but whatever.) and allie and i realized we must be twins. (again with the 5 years) and lauren and i realized we were twins. (with 5 months in between)

so, it only made sense for us to be triplets. right? right.
and i found a picture of triplets online and super-imposed OUR faces on these skinny model-esque triplet heads. BUT, this is the part where is gets funny, i found out that not only were these women triplets, but they also do PORN together. (i know EWWWW)
so, we're now PORNTRIPLETS.
logically, we had to differentiate which one of us was which triplet. since it's all about allie, she, of course picked #1. but lauren and i both posted something after that and both used the #3. instead of fighting over it, we did what any awesome women would do, we ALL became #3.

BUT, this left out M'ary* and Tasty. MARY has 4 letters so, she became #4. Tasty became #5 because TASTY has 5 letters. (and because there were already 3 #3s.)

so, we are The Numbers. and we haven't been in the same room with each other in almost 2 years. we have been close. i have been to allie's in GA several times. i have gone to see Lauren in KY and Tasty in IN a few times and i even went to West By God Virginia to see M'ary*. M'ary* came to see Allie last year in the Jive Turkey RV.


so... ATLANTA won't know what hit it once we all get around each other. there will be boobs. there will be beer. there will be likker. there will be beer. there will be cheese. there will be beer. there will be laughter. did i mention the beer? there will be hair coloring products. there will be beer. there will be all manner of fried food items. oh, yeah, and there will be beer.

needless to say, if you get a phone call with what sounds like a bathtub full of cats... yeah, that's us. we like to Drink N Dial. if you know what's good for you and if you really want to experience the fountain of youth, you will pick up the phone. this is your warning.