Christel to English Dictionary

i realized a while back, when i was around some old friends, that i have my own vocabulary. and only a few people understand it. so i decided to make an Christel to English Dictionary. that way EVERYONE knows what im talking about ( oh and so they can all be like me, which is what EVERYONE wants in the first place, right?)


ready? here we go

• sump = something (my baby brother started this one, he was a little deaf when he was born and couldn't hear to emulate the english language)
• unna one = the other one or something different (used in a general sort of way)
• unna one kind = the other one (used in a more specific manner)
• itty bitty baby one kind = small (note the use of 5 words to describe 1)
• christelmas = christmas
• forwent = past tense of 'forgo'
• chilly brew ha ha's = beers (thanks to daniel)
• haggamers = hamburgers
• toilee pinter = toilet paper
• ellelator = elevator
• shlellows = marshmallows
• fancy kind = unusual
• strawgabiggies = strawberries
• neenut putter = peanut butter
• smashed tatatoes = mashed potatoes
• co-hee = coffee
• war-tow = water tower
• charlie foxtrot = cluster fuck
• "SHUT UP!!!!" = "no way", "you're kidding", "that's amazing", " get out!", "WOW!"
• "WHO DIS?!?!?!" = "hello"
• "not knowin" = "i dont know"
• "no gotty" = "i dont have it"
• "what do?" = "what are you doing?"
• "where go?" = "where are you going?"

OH and almost every noun is pluralized,

• i put some sugarS in my co-heeS.
• milkS in my cerealS.
• i want chickenS for the dinnerS.

ok so i guess its really just anything pertaining to food that gets pluralized.

and everyone gets a "The"

• THE mommie
• THE daddy
• THE tistel-girl
• THE charlie dog
• THE boy
• THE me

now, go forth and confuse the shit outta people with your new language! YAY!!!!!