Friday, April 08, 2005

christel logic

ok, we all know i LOVE White Castle
and we all know that we are Reds fans.
and you can assume that in our house, we subscribe to Extra Innings
(which means we can watch any baseball game in any area)

so, watching the Reds game this morning, they showed a commercial.
which would be typically shown in Cinci, or the surrounding areas.

it starts off with a group of people sitting on the floor, in white robes, doing yoga and meditation.
they then are whisked away into the clouds (i.e. a higher plane of existence)
and in the clouds with them, is a man in a lazy boy with a White Castle bag.

this is a commercial for their new Chicken Rings.
yes, i said Chicken Rings...


so, can someone tell me how this:
PLUS THIS


EQUALS THIS?????





because according to MY logic, you cant slice a chicken like a pineapple.
but even more importantly....
WHO FUCKING WANTS TO?


because Chicken Rings occur naturally?
kinda like the 4 different shapes of the Mc Nugget?


let's just say i am pretty well freaked out by this.

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