enough of that, let's get back to me.

yeah yeah, i love the list, but it doesn't make for great commenting on how clever, witty, charming, or funny i am.


so, here is a real post. one that will be worthy of said comments.

• Special K: the only words that keep ringing in my ears are, "oh my goodness" which you kept saying over and over as we stood in the vacant Target parking lot, SOBBING on each other. i hate that i am now Very Far Away. and i never got to see your amusement park house. i love you so much.
• Donna: now, you know that everything is bigger in Texas. i bet that includes HATS! i cant wait until you come here and we can play with the ReallyBig Hats. please eat a half pound of chocolate each day and think of how much i miss you and love you.
• Karen: you better call me the INSTANT that child is born. i have a baby blanket to make and grey is no good color for babies. great for neutral, but not so much for babies. (p.s. i STILL am going to call her Gabby Grace. even if she's a boy) and i love and miss you, too.
• Kately: my heart nearly broke into a hunnert peices seeing you on saturday. who is going to be there for you when the world gets too big for you? just remember you can always call me, my little Katelyn Katelyn, Schweetie Schweetie.
• Zo: beeeeeeeeee boooooooop. (sadly)
• Stef: you better keep those boys in line. and remember, you can always call me for a movie line. love and coffeebeans.
• Jase: i know they aren't making your drink right. i just know it.
• Kevvy Kev: you know everything works out in the end, right? all great movies do.
• ALL of my little Gay Boyfriends: NOW who is going to dress me? dammit!
• Numb3rs: just because i am far does not mean i am FAR away. it just means we now have to make MORE time to see each other since it will be so precious. and i dont think the word "love" is strong enough.
• Momma: i will see you in 2 weeks. and i love you more than air. more than chocolate-covered air. life is a banquet.
• TEXANS: I AM HOME!!!! come play with me!

moo y'all.