Tuesday, January 31, 2006

la lengua

i realized a while back, when i was around some old friends, that i have my own vocabulary. and only a few people understand it. so i decided to make an Christel to English Dictionary. that way EVERYONE knows what im talking about ( oh and so they can all be like me, which is what EVERYONE wants in the first place, right?) ready? here we go
  • sump = something (my baby brother started this one, he was a little deaf when he was born and couldn't hear to emulate the english language)
  • unna one = the other one or something different (used in a general sort of way)
  • unna one kind = the other one (used in a more specific manner)
  • itty bitty baby one kind = small (note the use of 5 words to describe 1)
  • christelmas = christmas
  • forwent = past tense of 'forgo'
  • chilly brew ha ha's = beers (thanks to daniel)
  • haggamers = hamburgers
  • toilee pinter = toilet paper
  • ellelator = elevator
  • shlellows = marshmallows
  • fancy kind = unusual
  • strawgabiggies = strawberries
  • neenut putter = peanut butter
  • smashed tatatoes = mashed potatoes
  • co-hee = coffee
  • war-tow = water tower
  • charlie foxtrot = cluster fuck
  • "SHUT UP!!!!" = "no way", "you're kidding", "that's amazing", " get out!", "WOW!"
  • "WHO DIS?!?!?!" = "hello"
  • "not knowin" = "i dont know"
  • "no gotty" = "i dont have it"
  • "what do?" = "what are you doing?"
  • "where go?" = "where are you going?"

OH and almost every noun is pluralized,

  • i put some sugarS in my co-heeS.
  • milkS in my cerealS.
  • i want chickenS for the dinnerS.

ok so i guess its really just anything pertaining to food that gets pluralized.

and everyone gets a "The"

  • THE mommie
  • THE daddy
  • THE tistel-girl
  • THE charlie dog
  • THE boy
  • THE me

now, go forth and confuse the shit outta people with your new language! YAY!!!!!

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