of things hermione and laws of physics

this always happens... i posted a drafted blog... and then something blogworthy happens. so please read the post after this one as well.



so, now to the REAL post for today.



remember in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, when Hermione says, "Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?"


i had a Hermione moment today.

i went to "shopping establishment that has a BULLSEYE logo" on my lunch hour today, looking for some more work pants.

i picked 4 cute pair and traipsed my happy self to the dressing rooms.

this is where the laws of physics come into play.


apparently the communist sickos that own said "BullsEye" store have rigged a way that if one stands at exactly the right angle, ONE CAN SEE WHAT ONE'S OWN ASS LOOKS LIKE.


now for some people, like Jenny McCarthy and 10 year old girls, this would be something fascinating and gratifying. for the rest of the world this can be a HORRIFYING experience.

and by, "rest of the world," i mean ME.

i saw it.

in all it's glory.

that which is flawed and wobbly.

in 3D cinemascope.



and let me just tell you, this trick of physics should NEVER EVER be tested. trust me.
certain things should not test those laws. THIS... and size 24 red leather pants. Red Leather Pants should just not come in certain sizes. and if you have found yourself a proud owner of said pants, please, for all of humanity, DO NOT WEAR THEM OUTSIDE*. also for your sake, do not go into a "BullsEye" dressing room.


i have risked that danger and peril for you.


i know, i'm a giver.


needless to say, i left the store with no pants ... and an ass i choose NOT to ever see again. too bad i can't get a refund for that.






*no offense to anyone size 24 or above. i'm just sayin that certain body shapes don't jive with leather. mine included, lately.