so, the main gay and i were talking about his new eye cream the other night. he told me that the man i saw before me would not be the same man the next day.
he would be "but a lad of 20 years"
i said, "lad???? hell with that shit, you'll be but a zygote"
and without skipping a beat, he says,
"but i don't have shoes for that!?!?!"
damn near peed at walmart.
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