but THIS: LifeGem
FREAKS ME THE FUCK OUT!!!!
click on the link first.
if you can't access it, i will explain it.
"The LifeGem® is a certified, high-quality diamond created from thecarbon of your loved one...
as a memorial to their unique life.
as a symbol of your personal and precious bond.
Whether you've lost a loved one or simply want to celebrate your love, the LifeGem diamond provides a way to embrace your loved one’s memory day by day. The LifeGem® is the most unique and timeless tribute available for creating a testimony to their unique life. Your LifeGem memorial will offer comfort and support when and where you need it, and provide a lasting memory that endures just as a diamond does. Forever."
as a memorial to their unique life.
as a symbol of your personal and precious bond.
Whether you've lost a loved one or simply want to celebrate your love, the LifeGem diamond provides a way to embrace your loved one’s memory day by day. The LifeGem® is the most unique and timeless tribute available for creating a testimony to their unique life. Your LifeGem memorial will offer comfort and support when and where you need it, and provide a lasting memory that endures just as a diamond does. Forever."
no for real.
can you imagine?
"hey nancy, nice earrings. are they new?"
"why yes, they are my mom."
"they were your mom's?"
"no, they ARE my mom."
yeah. nuh-uh. and just imagine if you LOST the jewelry.
like leaving it by the bathroom sink in a hotel.
or when presenting the ring, in a dessert, it gets eaten...
or falls off in the ocean.
or gets stolen.
i think we need to create a whole new Level of Wrongness for this one.
"Like the memory of a loved one, a diamond lasts forever."
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