"do you know what today is?"

that was the question asked by Husband at 5:45 this morning.

to which i replied, "thursday?"

"nope."

"november 11th?"

"nope."

"ummm... i not knowin."

"today is Fingers and Toes Day."

"excuse me?"

"Fingers and Toes Day."

"and WHAT? pray tell is Fingers and Toes Day?"

"Fingers and Toes Day is today, because you only have to you use your fingers and toes to count the days until i get to see you again. no one else's digits are required."

(commence with the crying) "how cute are you?"

"very."


and he is.

he came up with this in the shower this morning. and this is reason 2,387,563,835,475,694,398,723 that i love him.

Happy Fingers and Toes Day, Y'all.

election day

and i have 2 words.

politics schmolitics.

i vote for SpongeBob SquarePants.