Thursday, May 12, 2005

of books and maps....

you know what happens when i am left to my own devices in the HTML world?

i end up putting weird shit on my blog.

if you will look to the right, you will see a little button that says, Sign my Guestbook and if you click on it, you can leave me cool little notes. kinda like comments, but i/you dont have to go back through all the posts to read them. AND since i KNOW i have lots of visitors to my site, who never comment, maybe they will be more willing to sign my guestbook.



AND....

under the Dancing Monkey (also on the right) there is a new button that says VIEW MY GUESTMAP. its a kickass new thing where you can let me know where friends and visitors are from.
how much do I rock, NOW???

good thing texas is so big, i bet i get LOTS of folks from here. i bet they look for "BITCHES FROM AMARILLO WHO ROCK SO HARD THEY COULD ONLY LIVE IN TEXAS". (i'm sure that was an ACTUAL google search) and they find me. i mean DUR, i'm THAT cool.

so, sign the thing... and then poke me.... err, i mean poke my map.

Monday, May 09, 2005

brought to you by the letter C

today's blog will be random... so try to keep up.


NUMBER 1: my mommie will be here in T minus 3 hours. i am so excited i am like a dog waiting to go outside!

NUMBER two: i got juju for allie... not knowin why, but i do. why don't you send her some, too?

NUMBER 3: i am D-U-N with work today. how nice is that????

NUMBER four: it's already getting hot here. i mean, we JUST had snow a week ago. oh, and have i mentioned our LACK of air conditioner? fuck the sauna, come to our house!

NUMBER 5: our house is CLEAN!!!! not only because mom is coming, but just because i needed to do some purging. there are times when i feel all ucky thinking about the last people who lived here. not like they were dirty or anything,. i just get a vibe... and i am one sage stick short of smudging this place to get out all the evil spirits too. i mean, i know why i get this way... its partly the germ thing... and partly just hating thinking about people who were here BEFORE me. and their essence? spirit? aura? hell, i don't know... but i feel it here. well, FELT it here... this house has been PURGED of all things prior to my arrival! so, to the previous tenant(s), YOU HAVE BEEN PURGED!!!! seek shelter elsewhere. no more weird stain on the oven... no more crappy shelf liner.... its just me and my Husband and all our lovin in here now. a love nest, if you will. a clean, shiny, love nest.

NUMBER six: mom and i are going to eat SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much barbeque while she's here... we might even TURN INTO briskets our ownselves.

NUMBER 7: Husband has started playing golf again.... he is really excited about it. he did really great on his first day back. this really means a lot to him, considering that he is so great at EVER SINGLE OTHER SPORT HE ATTEMPTS!!!!!! and golf is the one that gives him the most trouble. he hates that he isn't a natural at it, like everything else. hell, i bet he could kick all of our asses at Curling, but golf.... its a battle. but he'll master it. i have faith. now if only he would quit swinging his driver like a baseball bat.

NUMBER eight: anybody have a good cheesecake recipe? italian style preferred.

NUMBER 9: ONLY 23 MORE SHOPPING DAYS UNTIL ALLIE's BIRTHDAY!

and finally

NUMBER ten: will someone teach the REDS how to play baseball, again? because i think they are broken.

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

paralyzed by the yum

as some of you know, my darling Husband loves to cook. (see here for more evidence.)

so we decided we were going to have a fancy dinner on sunday... and what started as a night out, ended as a fantastic night in.

he worked on the menu for 2 days. and on saturday night, in MY drunken stupor, we went shopping for the necessities. THAT was a super fun time.... "wait, HOW many limes? oh right, .....wait, did you say limes or lemons???"

and sunday we went and saw HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy if you have read the book(s) then go see it. if you haven't, then go see it and THEN read the books. and they may not make sense to you, but really, they aren't supposed to. H and i summarized them as "books you read wondering if there was some other book BEFORE them all that would make it all make sense" so don't get caught up in the nonsense.... let it WASH over you. but enough, this is about food, not movies.

after that, we finished shopping for the last few ingredients and went home to start cooking.
lets just say that we started MAKING dinner at 7 ish and ate at 11.

and as a nod to Tasty and her friend just sending her seductive menus.... THIS was the menu:

  • Cream Cheese stuffed Mushroom Caps
  • Broiled Shrimp K-Bobs with a Brown Mustard-Basil-Pineapple Marinade
  • Grilled Green Garlic Chicken Breasts
  • Mango-Kiwi Salsa
  • Coney Island Style Corn on the Cob
  • Herbed Wild Rice
  • and for dessert, Key Lime Pie (sorry, this was frozen, i helped cook, i didn't have time to bake, too)

and margaritas. STIFF ones.

let's all say it together:

OH MY GOOD GAWDDAMN!!!

and while he was making the mushrooms, i said to him, "you know i married you for your money.... but i STAY married to you for your mushrooms and french toast"

he said, "what, you aren't here because of the Cinnamon Mashed Potatoes or the Cracked Pepper Macaroni?" (both of which were CULINARY DEBACLES!!!!!)

but, yeah...no. it's those mushrooms.

and strangely, after we ate, it was as if someone had put Roofies in our food. we couldn't move. we were paralyzed by the yum. it was a good 10 minutes before we gained our strength and will to live back. which really wasn't so bad, because we really could have died, right then and there.

so, if you are ever lucky enough to make it to AMARILLO, come see us, i bet we could coerce some mushrooms outta him. and then you can die happy too!

Monday, May 02, 2005

dear mother nature....

ok, so today is May SECOND, right?

which means that typically, in the next 45 days, we should be experiencing the Summer Solstice, right?



so then can someone tell me....... ME, who lives in AMARILLO, TEXAS



WHY IN THE FUCK IS IT SNOWING???????




yes, my friends, snow. i cant make this shit up.


i even woke Husband up to let him know that is was snowing. he looked at me like i had 4 heads. he then called BULLSHIT until i opened the blinds.

he just shook his head and asked, "today is May SECOND, right?"
i think so.

Saturday, April 30, 2005

the JUDDHOLE

you all know i adore the judd ...

and how happy i am for him, considering that i found my dear sweet Husband online too....(another story for another time)


so, to my darling judd, i wish you happiness until the sun ceases to shine. i wish you love until the stars cease to burn. and i wish you goodness until the world stops spinning.



and the husband has agreed that we can adopt your fishes.

Friday, April 29, 2005

YOU PICK CULLAH *insert asian nail lady accent here*

hello, my name is christel, and i'm a surfer.

no, not in the Hang Ten kind of way, in an internet nerd kind of way.
i could spend 16 hours online a day (i know, because i have)

so this morning, i was fucking off before work and ran across this little gem.

at first i wondered how picking colors could tell ANYTHING about my personality... and then i got the results....

when i got to the second interpretation, i realized, HEY, this thing might have some validity:

Your Stress Sources
Wants to overcome a feeling of emptiness and to bridge the gap which she feels separates herself from others. Anxious to experience life in all its aspects, to explore all its possibilities, and to live it to the fullest. She therefore resents any restriction or limitation being imposed on her and insists on being free and unhampered.

well shit, you nailed me!

and i kept reading... and they kept nailing.

so, my dear faithful readers, i have decided to pass along the intellectual goodness i found today. i hope you get nailed, too.




(hee hee, i said NAILED)

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Christel to English Dictionary

i realized a while back, when i was around some old friends, that i have my own vocabulary. and only a few people understand it. so i decided to make an Christel to English Dictionary. that way EVERYONE knows what im talking about ( oh and so they can all be like me, which is what EVERYONE wants in the first place, right?)


ready? here we go



  • sump = something (my baby brother started this one, he was a little deaf when he was born and couldn't hear to emulate the english language)
  • unna one = the other one or something different (used in a general sort of way)
  • unna one kind = the other one (used in a more specific manner)
  • itty bitty baby one kind = small (note the use of 5 words to describe 1)
  • christelmas = christmas
  • forwent = past tense of 'forgo'
  • chilly brew ha ha's = beers (thanks to daniel)
  • haggamers = hamburgers
  • toilee pinter = toilet paper
  • ellelator = elevator
  • shlellows = marshmallows
  • fancy kind = unusual
  • strawgabiggies = strawberries
  • neenut putter = peanut butter
  • smashed tatatoes = mashed potatoes
  • co-hee = coffee
  • war-tow = water tower
  • charlie foxtrot = cluster fuck
  • "SHUT UP!!!!" = "no way", "you're kidding", "that's amazing", " get out!", "WOW!"
  • "WHO DIS?!?!?!" = "hello"
  • "not knowin" = "i dont know"
  • "no gotty" = "i dont have it"
  • "what do?" = "what are you doing?"
  • "where go?" = "where are you going?"

OH and almost every noun is pluralized,

  • i put some sugarS in my co-heeS.
  • milkS in my cerealS.
  • i want chickenS for the dinnerS.

ok so i guess its really just anything pertaining to food that gets pluralized.

and everyone gets a "The"

  • THE mommie
  • THE daddy
  • THE tistel-girl
  • THE charlie dog
  • THE boy
  • THE me

now, go forth and confuse the shit outta people with your new language! YAY!!!!!

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

potpourri

hi kids.


i know i have been a slacker blogger. i have been getting ready for my trip to austin. and just doing other junk... like, oh yeah, WORKING.

but im home. from a marvelous weekend. not only did i get to see my BROTHER i hadnt seen in 3 years and get to bond with him, but i got to see my father too. and it was awesome to be in the same room with them. and to laugh and explore all the facets that we all share. i want to do that again, REALLY soon!

i then got to see my VERY BEST FRIEND on the planet. the girl who knows all the lyrics to Licensed to Ill.... and can STILL sing them at the drop of a hat. the girl who can make a noise, or say a word and i know EXACTLY what shes talking about. its VERY Will and Grace. the girl that has more dirt on me and was there for MORE stupid shit than almost anyone.... almost including my family. and its funny how she remembers stuff that i dont and vice versa. im frightened to ever get on her bad side.

oh, and have i mentioned the fact that she has 4 terrific kids? yeah. 4. i know. shes CUH-RAZY. thats why we share a brain. and i got to hang with her and the fam for a few days. and i got permission from her to go see Mama and Papa B. but only for 3 hours. and then i had a curfew. and at the Bs i got to see BEEYOOTEEFUL pictures of japan and have wonderful BBQ and get good mommie type hugs.

also during the weekend, Husband and i got some good things hammered out and it looks like the storm is over. today is the first day of all of our tomorrows. our friends told us we could pull through this and we certainly appear to have been able to do just that. we thank all of you for your support, because you all were able to see that we have so much love for each other and THAT was going to carry us through any trouble we had or will have. we had forgotten that fate brought us together and that we fell stupidly in love with each other for a reason. i mean 5 years is sorta a long time... i still owe him 75 more. we promised each other 80.

so, im going to unpack now.


to ian: FUCK Y'ALL I'M FROM TEXAS!
to the old man: triple jump = ghetto hopscotch
to ang: MICHELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PICK UP THE PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to mama B: come with me, where dreams are born, and time is never planned. Just think of happy things, and your heart will fly on wings, forever, in Never Never Land!

and last but certainly not least, to my Husband: i promise you all of my tomorrows, too.

Friday, April 22, 2005

the rainy season

some of you know that we played this song at our wedding. in fact, it replaced the traditional wedding march. and it was absolutely beautiful. so obviously i have a special place in my heart for Marc Cohn.
and the other day, Tasty posted a song by Mr. Cohn. and that sent me on a search through my music and i came across this one.

and it spoke to me.
maybe it will speak to you.



Don't Talk To Her At Night

Don't talk to her when shooting stars are falling
Don't talk to her when she can smell the jasmine in the air
Don't talk to her when no one knows you're calling
You might just say the words that keep her waiting there

Don't talk to her when she is softly sleeping
Don't wake her to the sound of your voice whispering her name
Don't tell her all the secrets you've been keeping
Don't tell her that you're drowning in a river of shame

When the wolf is howling
Underneath the moon
Underneath the window
Of a hotel room
Burn the blanket
Shoot the light
But don't talk to her at night

Don't talk to her in thunder or in lightning
Don't talk to her with fuses blown and wires falling down
Don't talk to her when the fever is frightening
When she's burning in the bedroom in an evening gown

Or when the wolf is howling
Underneath the moon
Underneath the window
Of a hotel room
Burn the blanket
Shoot the light
But don't talk to her at night
Don't talk to her at night

Or when the wolf is howling
Underneath the moon
Underneath the window
Of a hotel room
Burn the blanket
Shoot the light
But don't talk to her at night
Don't talk to her at night
Don't talk to her at night
Don't talk to her at night



Written by Marc Cohn, from the album The Rainy Season. Copyright 1993 Museum Steps Music, ASCAP.



p.s. honey, you are still and always will be my true companion.

Friday, April 15, 2005

where you hang your hat

i ache.

my whole soul hurts.


i NEED to hug the people i miss.
i NEED to hug the people i love.
i NEED to not feel like i do.


i am "homesick" right now. so, forgive the sappy-ness.

i dont know anybody here. how bad is it when you want to tell the INSURANCE man, "i love you" when you get off the phone with him, JUST because he has known us for 6 years and he is familiar?

yeah, so it took 7 weeks to get "homesick". and yes, i put it in quotes because i have so many homes. first and foremost, the place where i grew up is home. always will be.

but there is the place my family (momma, daddy, brother) lives which is also home. and thats the one i am missing right now.

i am so far away. and i was so excited about all the shit that went with moving out here:
LIVING with my husband
moving back to texas
being closer to the "other home"

that i totally ignored the fact that the other people i love most are 1500 miles away.

and i am so sad.

no one here knows me.
knows my stories.
knows my sense of humor.
hell, on one even knows my husband's name.

and it really is getting to me tonight.

granted the beer and the hormones are probably NOT helping. but fuck it.

sure, i am going to my hometown next weekend, but right now, i wanna go hug the people who love me.


im going to go cry some more now.

moo.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

24 instead of 29

oh man.... now HERE is a post.

my hitcounter is supported by blog patrol and it will let me know what some of the keywords are that people have used in a search engine, and ended up on my blog.

dig THIS shit. these are the 24 most recent

  1. 3gallonsofcoffee
  2. "joey harrington" "bachelor party"
  3. Rockstar energy drink billboards
  4. things i didnt know
  5. toothpastefordinner dream lie
  6. "rockstar energy drink" "side effects"
  7. who sang having my burger (?)
  8. "child leashes" -electronic
  9. wondertruck
  10. "DPS Man"
  11. amarillo hot guys late night commercials
  12. amarillo tattoo
  13. andy pettitte wife pregnant
  14. can i have a do-over
  15. coffeegoddess
  16. coffeegrounds for plants
  17. cvammen
  18. Dallas Sportscar rental
  19. LUCHENBACH
  20. mexican mocha
  21. my maserati does 185
  22. numb3rs
  23. Picture of Jason La Rue:the reds
  24. porntriplets

YES!!!!! the PORNTRIPLETS!!!! how much do you LOVE that?????

i'm so fucking famous.

oh, and to the fucker that searched for electronic child leashes... i hope like hell that doesn't mean what i think it does.

that damned allison

there are times when being a number can be really annoying. its the part where we all do the same thing because the other ones do it. and its not peer pressure. and its not because anyone feels we have to belong... its a damn compulsion. we cant help it. it just happens. sometimes i TRY not to do the stuff they do... and in the end i realize that resistance is futile. its gonna happen anyway.

take today for example. i read allie's blog and she has a list. and if you have been paying the tiniest SHRED of attention, you will know that we are WHORES for the list. especially ones about ourselves. because i love ME most. DUR.

even after i read allie's list, i got up to make my coffee.... and started my list in my head. DAMMIT!
see what i mean, we are no longer in control. there is a strange vortex that surrounds the numbers. and eventually, all of us will do "a thing". regardless.

so, defeated against the powers, here is my list

  1. since moving to amarillo i have become very habitual.
  2. i only used boiled water for my coffee
  3. because amarillo water is so bad.
  4. and i put the water on to boil the same time as i start my coffee to brew, so that at night i already have cooled, boiled water.
  5. i do my dishes everyday.
  6. i didn't used to.
  7. i try to make my bed everyday, but sometimes there is still a Husband body in it.
  8. i start my new job today!
  9. its a temporary means to an end, so i'm not going to tell you what it is.
  10. sure, i'll let you THINK its street-walking.
  11. makes me seems more scandalous.
  12. i have been in amarillo for exactly 6 weeks.
  13. and i really miss my friends from SC.
  14. like really a lot.
  15. i wish i could just clap my hands and be in SC hugging my momma.
  16. next weekend i will be hugging my brother and father.
  17. i haven't seen my brother in 3 years.
  18. he is a fast runnin white boy.
  19. he is tall and cute too.
  20. he gets the cute from me.
  21. we don't know where he got the tall from.
  22. i also get to hug my Ang this weekend too.
  23. and her 4 monkeys.
  24. i want monkeys of my own.
  25. i wanna be like allie and have 300 nail polishes.
  26. and 123 lip glosses.
  27. this list is really boring.
  28. but i had no choice.
  29. and finally, i just bought a fish who i still nameless. i am taking suggestions.

so there it is. my list. its hard to come up with stuff i haven't already listed before. maybe i need to go do more shit.

moo, y'all.

Monday, April 11, 2005

the maytag man

bear with me, i KNOW there's a post in here. right now it's just rattling around like a quarter in a clothes dryer.

and speaking of clothes dryers.... that woman. that damn-ed woman. with the laundry. still going.

our apartment is above a garage. not an auto garage, like a place where you keep your car garage. but it's not a garage apartment.... the first apartment building is 2 story. and then behind it is a 6 car garage. and on top of those garages are apartments. its like the plantation house... and then us dat lives behind it, ya hear?
got it . good.

so, yeah, back to me.
we live over the garage of a woman who is a compulsive launderer.

no. i mean it.

the first weekend i was here, i heard the sounds of laundry in my kitchen. realizing that it came from the lady's garage, i only got jealous that she had a washer and dryer and here i was schlepping MY ass to the laundromat.

this was a sunday.
she was still doing laundry on monday.
and tuesday.
and wednesday.
and thursday.
and friday.
saturday.
and back to sunday.

and not just a load here or there. all fucking day. i heard her washer or dryer all damned day long. i think her dryer has a 70 hour setting instead of 70 minutes.

at first, i was curious about the amount of laundry one family could have. and considering the size of these apartments, i KNOW it's not a big family. PLUS, this woman is over 50, so it's not like she has 5 kids running around.

"she might be babysitting her grandkids" you say?

perhaps. if so, i think i would see them. or hear them shrieking like banshees when she piled them into her car which is RIGHT UNDER MY ASS AS I TYPE THIS.

so yeah. i was curious about what kind of laundry can be done all day..... everyday.

so, we moved here march 1st. today is april 11th and i can hear her laundry. and have heard it EVERY DAY since. no. i am not exaggerating. i know i am prone to embellishment, but believe me. she is about to drive me psychotic.

now, i know there are some tortures where they make you listen to A SOUND over and over and over again. and i think i am strong enough person to withstand that for a while before i have to start eating my own kneecaps... (or patellas for some of you). the part about this is that its the curiosity that is driving me MAD!
it got a little Tell-Tale Heart for a while during the 3rd week. and H would come home, or call me, and i would be in the middle of a conversation and hear a button in the dryer and tell him, "THAT woman is STILL doing laundry" and then we would finish our conversation.

and most days i can drown it out... or it's quiet. but one night, i heard it as i was going to sleep in the WEEEEEEE hours of the morning... and woke up to the gentle sounds of tumbling jeans.

this is crazy.


"why don't you go ask her?"

yeah, ok.

"excuse me, ma'am, but how much FUCKING laundry can one family of 2 POSSIBLY have?"
or the more productive, "since you are doing laundry all goddamned day long, wanna do mine too?"
or the diplomatic, "you do realize that i hear your laundry all day and night long, can we come to some compromise about the hours in which the laundry can take a break?"


yeah. maybe.


even Mom said, "maybe she likes cleans sheets everyday"
fine. great.
take them OUT of the dryer then. oh, AND sheets don't have buttons or snaps or anything else clicky like ALL of her laundry does.


wait.


silence.


can it be?

awwww shit. she was just putting stuff from the washer into the dryer.

ima go unplug that shit.




freaking moo.

Friday, April 08, 2005

christel logic

ok, we all know i LOVE White Castle
and we all know that we are Reds fans.
and you can assume that in our house, we subscribe to Extra Innings
(which means we can watch any baseball game in any area)

so, watching the Reds game this morning, they showed a commercial.
which would be typically shown in Cinci, or the surrounding areas.

it starts off with a group of people sitting on the floor, in white robes, doing yoga and meditation.
they then are whisked away into the clouds (i.e. a higher plane of existence)
and in the clouds with them, is a man in a lazy boy with a White Castle bag.

this is a commercial for their new Chicken Rings.
yes, i said Chicken Rings...


so, can someone tell me how this:
PLUS THIS


EQUALS THIS?????





because according to MY logic, you cant slice a chicken like a pineapple.
but even more importantly....
WHO FUCKING WANTS TO?


because Chicken Rings occur naturally?
kinda like the 4 different shapes of the Mc Nugget?


let's just say i am pretty well freaked out by this.

Monday, April 04, 2005

boys of summer

it's baseball season.
and my BOYS won yesterday.
on OPENING day.
in an amazing show in the 9th inning.

you all watched it, right?
yeah, i thought so.

we were up early (by our standards) and laid in bed snuggling until H got all wormy and couldn't stand it anymore. he was SO excited about today. he was all chattery about baseball and how much he loves it and that it's like Christmas and his birthday all rolled into one. i think he may have even peed on the floor a little. he was THAT excited. and it was so nice. while i still had his attention, we talked about all things Reds and baseball related. and it was the first time we had really talked to each other, in a while, and listened to what each other had to say. partially because we have both been busy and on different schedules and partially because i can only hear about the Final Four so much. or Terry Schiavo so much. or STEROIDS so much.

in our house, baseball is the language of love. and i'm real damn ok with that.

so we laid like spaghetti on the couch, all tangled up in each other, flipping between all the baseball games. we watched part of the Opening Day parade, in Cinci, on the computer.

and then the game came on. and we talked about how much we hated that we weren't there. and that we probably wont make the trip to "mecca" this year. which we both hate, but it's a fact. that is one of my favorite trips of the year. when we lived in SC, we would make the 6 hour drive up there. me talking about white castle and Rock Bottom Brewery, him talking about the players and the people we were going to meet. if you've ever driven to Cincinnati, you know that it's hidden. you are driving and driving and driving and then all of a sudden, you round this curve and there it is. as if it appears by magic. i get a thrill everytime.
we cross the bridge from kentucky to ohio and we point out the stadium to each other... as if neither one has ever seen it before. and i start to get antsy.
cincinnati is a beautiful city. and friendly and its a place where we Reds fans are no longer the minority. its like being a square peg in a round world... and then you move to Squaresville. its a sense that i can't explain.

we start talking about all the things we want to go/see/do while we are there and usually end up doing about 3 of them. my list is small.
i want white castle everyday.
i want rock bottom brewery and the beer sampler.
i want to walk around downtown and see the baseball exhibits that are going on. i think for a few years a guy was making all sorts of awesome art from louisville sluggers. i LOVED that.
i want baseball.

there are lots of places that people tell us that we should go to; and we are slowly crossing those off our lists, but for now, we are here for baseball.

since H is on the Reds messageboard, we end up meeting a lot of new friends from there. and it's cool how the same people who came the first year asked when we were coming back. and its a big deal on his board that we are making our annual trip up there and we end up meeting about 20 - 30 new people. it's really neat.

so, we meet up with "Zoners" the first night, for adult beverages, and then head to the park. we either walk or ride in the back of a friend's truck. it's like being a kid all over again... headed to the ballpark in the back of a truck.
we get to the GAB and its a sea of red. and we can smell the popcorn and hot dogs and burgers and all things baseball. once inside, my Husband loses about 20 years of his life. he is now the world's largest 9 year old. and i get dragged all over the place. i can never keep up with him. so we take pictures and find our seats and go get beers and as we sit down for the first time, its like a jolt of electricity AND your favorite chair all rolled into one. we are home.

i get the chills when the boys come out on the field. i cry during the national anthem. my heart swells. and i am full of pride and love and happiness.

we settle into our world for the next 9 innings and i then turn into a little kid. i take the first inning to look around and see what all is going on. i am so out of it and H is used to it. he tries to tell me stuff and i'm just like "lalalalalalalalala, look at all the pretty colors..." and then he realizes that i will be "back" in the second inning.

there is much laughter and beer and cheering and shit-talking. mostly between H and his fellow Zoners. it's neat to see people come together over something as simple as baseball. its common ground. and i adore it.

we always win the first game we go to. always. it's a rule. and as the night progresses, and the home runs get hit, and as the smoke from the stacks hangs in the air, and i look around and see al these strangers smiling and accepting each other, it makes me happy beyond compare.

as we leave the game, we all agree to meet back up for the next days game. and we get back to our hotel room and we are so worn out and still buzzing with excitement that we try to lay down to go to sleep and KNOW that we are fooling ourselves. then we throw on our shoes and head back out. and go directly to white castle.

i make sure i don't get too full during the game so i have room for white castle. i dont know what it is about white castle. they aren't really great burgers. and i am sure that about 79% of it is tradition. it's what we do. it's not cincinnati unless we got sliders.

we get back to our room and CRASH. but are up early for more baseball. we wander the town, killing time, buying souvenirs, being tourists, and then off to the park again. we get there early so we can go exploring and see all the new things they have done. we find our brick (its hard to tell, but the bricks paving the way into the ballpark all have messages on them. ) and we go watch batting practice.

imagine a slew of kids leaning over the wall trying to talk to any of the players, and then imagine a 6 foot 2 kid leaning over with them. yeah, that one's mine. in the Griffey jersey? yep, sure is.

and i sit back and watch him. and he helps the littler kids get autographs because they are usually the ones that get squished by the bigger kids. and if he catches a ball, he gives it to the ones that look so dejected. and he is so polite. "Mr. Casey, how are you today? Enjoying this fine weather? Gonna beat the Cubs today? Would you mind signing?" and this is so much better than the kids, "hey, sign! hey, sign!"

and this gets him autographs. and he then brings them back to me to put away for safe-keeping. and then he's off somewhere else.

and this is how the weekend is.

usually on sunday, he goes to the game by himself. i drive down to louisville to meet up with some of MY favorite people. about 10 of us girls get together and drink and eat and laugh and eat and drink some more.
this also happens to be where #3 KY and devilboss and smashlee live and even tasty comes down from indy.
it doesn't get MUCH better than that. after trying to kill myself with laughter and fried cheese i head back to cinci.

we stay for the monday game and head back after that. we are so tired from all the fun we had and all the baseball we saw and all the nasty food we ate.

and then we do it again the next year.

but we dont get to do that this year. and i HATE it. we wont even get to see them play at all, this year.

we ARE going to a Rangers game... so at least we get our fix... but its not the same.

so, 1 down. 161 more to go!

GO REDS!

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Curse of the Bambino

i hate the Yankees.
there isn't another team in the MLB that i hate. i mean, sure i don't like the Braves, but i hate the Yanks. it started the year they acquired A-Rod. and it got worse last year when they got The Unit. come ON! how is this fair? Randy Johnson should NOT be wearing pinstripes.

how is it that the kid with the most toy wins? sure, they have to pay a luxury tax. but how does that really hurt? oh, right, it DOESN'T!

this team is so stacked against anyone's favor that last years World Series was considered a fluke by some. they think that the Yanks will beat the BoSox tonight, JUST to prove they can. to this i call BULLSHIT.

i have become a baseball fan. i started as a Reds fan and worked my way into baseball fandom. i really like baseball. not only because i understand it, but because Husband and i agree on it. you can have football... basketball... even CURLING. but we agree on baseball. we love it for the same and for different reasons. i love it for the fact that it marks the onset of spring and summer... and hot dogs and cold overpriced beers and being outside. and the fact that i get it. baseball makes sense to me. hell, i even learned to keep score last year. he loves it because it pulses through his veins like life blood. my husband breathes baseball. lives and dies baseball. and i adore that.

this is a baseball family. we want to take a trip during one summer and visit all the major league parks. how cool dees that sound?

but i will not got to Yankee stadium.
they don't play fair, then they don't get my money.

so. i'm off to finish watching the game.
GO BOSOX!!!

and Jonny Damon ain't bad to look at either.


and how much do i love that the Reds play on Opening day.
oh yeah, UH-LOT.

Friday, April 01, 2005

April Fool's

welp, most of you have had jokes played on you and/or are in the middle of executing an elaborate scheme, but today, i want you do one thing.

please please please go
here and comment on the first blog post.

some of you know that i believe that there already is a cure for cancer and don't support the funding of cancer research.... but today, i am setting that aside. i want you to do this because of anyone you have ever loved who died from cancer.

this is my ANTI-Joke.
i'm really serious.

please go comment. before midnight tonight.
you guys are the best.

Thursday, March 31, 2005

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union...

so today was a good day!

those have been few and far between. those of you playing the home version are WELL aware of this. so, you can put a big "W" on today's scoreboard.

first off, when Husband got up today, we watched a really funny movie. and i don't normally laugh out loud at most movies, but this one had me LAFFIN! it was called Without a Paddle . and i mean, if you don't love Seth Green anyway...

so yeah, movies were good. the quality time was better. and that, my friends, does not suck!

so, after H went off to work, i took a really long hot soapy shower. it had been chilly around here... and the shower was extra hot. and THAT did not suck either.

i then was off to run my errand. my one. it was to get a doo-hickey for H's playstation. it helps him link up to the satellites and makes the players in his games hit a million foot homeruns and shit. it's WAY cool.
so, on my way, i called allie and we giggled as i drove. as i pulled into Best Buy, i stopped allie in the middle of her funny ass words to let her know that it was now, in fact, SNOWING. yes, ladies and germs... SNOWING. it was 60 yesterday. she informed me that "snow is wrong" and i had to agree.

while i was sitting in the parking lot, discussing the wrongness of the snow, a lady got out of her vehicle and as she turned around, i thought she had sat in something. but no, she was a victim of AssWords. you know, these name brand designers emblazoning the name of their clothing line on the ASS of the pants they sell. and since i am NOT a name brand whore, i do NOT understand this phenomenon. or would it be a compulsion?

anyway... i voiced my thoughts to allie and she made the remark that if she were to "wear pants like that, they could write the whole preamble on it" at which point i snorted, and choked at the same time. becauuuuuse.....
  1. her ass is SO not big.
  2. she used the word "preamble" in a sentence
  3. she used it correctly
  4. then not only brought it to my attention,
  5. but then wanted a check - plus - plus for it
  6. i gave her a gold star too

i then informed her that the preamble is not something you do BEFORE you mosey.

after the laughter subsided about that.... she then made some joke about jesus and the passover meal. and how she almost said sader... and that led us into a whole other tangent about the Psychic Prophet was the Prophet Ouija. (get it, like a ouija board, but rhymes with elijah, ahhhhh nevermind.)

we hung up and i went inside to get his alien homing device. i left there, went and got something to eat, and decided to make a few stops on my original quest i started when i moved here. i am addicted to RockStar energy drink. and i have YET to find it here in amarillo. i don't know if its a mean trick they are playing on me.. or what, but i have been unlucky in my quest.

so, i stopped at a gas station on my way home. no luck. i went to the next one down the road and as i walked inside, i made some comment about, "i thought it was supposed to be spring"

the kid behind the counter dryly says "it IS spring, hmmmph"

now, don't get all pissy with me there, Swifty. just because your daffodils haven't bloomed because Mother Nature is dinking around with the weather patterns like a plaything, does NOT mean you can take out your aggressions on me. so, i went to look for my beverage. and STILL no luck. as i turned to leave, he asked me what i was looking for. i told him and he directed me to a place that "might" have them.

a ray of hope?

a shining beacon in my otherwise gloomy path?

i'm OUTTA here. i even left a small puff of dust as i ran out the door.

i get to the place where the nectar of A.D.D. might be... and i realized i was holding my breath.

please? please? give me a break... just this once.

and there they were. just waiting for me. 2 rows. all for me.... don't worry, momma will take you home. i grabbed 5 cans like a drunk would grab 79 cent old milwaukee 32oz cans. i walked up the counter proudly and then started to feel a little like i should look more strung out, for the sake of the video cameras. so i fidgeted a lot.. and looked around a lot. yeah, that oughtta give someone a laugh.

so, the quest is not over. i just need to find somewhere closer to my house to get them. instead of driving 4.3 miles to the Pak and Sak ( i love when convenience stores misspell... its not like they are being "convenient" by not using all the letters, they are encouraging illiteracy)

but i'm home. and i am partyin like a Rock Star.

well, drinking like one, at least.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

AMEN, Dave...or Because I'm the CoffeeGoddess

DECAF POOPACINO HAPPENS
DAVE BARRY
Posted on Sun, Mar. 27, 2005

I have exciting news for anybody who would like to pay a lot of money for coffee that has passed all the way through an animal's digestive tract.

And you just know there are plenty of people who would. Specialty coffees are very popular these days, attracting millions of consumers, every single one of whom is standing in line ahead of me whenever I go to the coffee place at the airport to grab a quick cup on my way to catch a plane. These consumers are always ordering mutant beverages with names like ''mocha-almond-honey-vinaigrette lattespressacino,'' beverages that must be made one at a time via a lengthy and complex process involving approximately one coffee bean, three quarts of dairy products and what appears to be a small nuclear reactor.

Meanwhile, back in the line, there is growing impatience among those of us who just want a plain old cup of coffee so that our brains will start working and we can remember what our full names are and why we are catching an airplane. We want to strike the lattespressacino people with our carry-on baggage and scream ''GET OUT OF OUR WAY, YOU TREND GEEKS, AND LET US HAVE OUR COFFEE!'' But of course we couldn't do anything that active until we've had our coffee.

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. I bet this kind of thing does not happen to heroin addicts. I bet that when serious heroin addicts go to purchase their heroin, they do not tolerate waiting in line while some dilettante in front of them orders a hazelnut smack-a-cino with cinnamon sprinkles. The reason some of us need coffee is that it contains caffeine, which makes us alert. Of course it is very important to remember that caffeine is a drug, and, like any drug, it is a lot of fun.

No! Wait! What I meant to say is: Like any drug, caffeine can have serious side effects if we ingest too much. This fact was first noticed in ancient Egypt when a group of workers, who were supposed to be making a birdbath, began drinking Egyptian coffee, which is very strong, and wound up constructing the pyramids.

I myself developed the coffee habit in my early 20s, when, as a ''cub'' reporter for the Daily Local News in West Chester, Pa., I had to stay awake while writing phenomenally boring stories about municipal government. I got my coffee from a vending machine that also sold hot chocolate and chicken-noodle soup; all three liquids squirted out of a single tube, and they tasted pretty much the same. But I came to need that coffee, and even today I can do nothing useful before I've had several cups. (I can't do anything useful afterward, either; that's why I'm a columnist.)

But here's my point: This specialty-coffee craze has gone too far. I say this in light of a letter I got recently from alert reader Bo Bishop. He sent me an invitation he received from a local company to a ''private tasting of the highly prized Luwak coffee,'' which ''at $300 a pound . . . is one of the most expensive drinks in the world.'' The invitation states that this coffee is named for the luwak, a ''member of the weasel family'' that lives on the Island of Java and eats coffee berries; as the berries pass through the luwak, a ''natural fermentation'' takes place, and the berry seeds -- the coffee beans -- come out of the luwak intact. The beans are then gathered, washed, roasted and sold to coffee connoisseurs.

The invitation states: ''We wish to pass along this once in a lifetime opportunity to taste such a rarity.'

'Or, as Bo Bishop put it: ''They're selling processed weasel doodoo for $300 a pound.''

I first thought this was a clever hoax designed to ridicule the coffee craze. Tragically, it is not. There really is a Luwak coffee. I know because I bought some from a specialty-coffee company in Atlanta. I paid $37.50 for two ounces of beans. I was expecting the beans to look exotic, considering where they'd been, but they looked like regular coffee beans. In fact, for a moment I was afraid that they were just regular beans, and that I was being ripped off.

Then I thought: What kind of world is this when you worry that people might be ripping you off by selling you coffee that was NOT pooped out by a weasel?

So anyway, I ground the beans up and brewed the coffee and drank some. You know how sometimes, when you're really skeptical about something, but then you finally try it, you discover that it's really good, way better than you would have thought possible? This is not the case with Luwak coffee. Luwak coffee, in my opinion, tastes like somebody washed a dead cat in it.

But I predict it's going to be popular anyway, because it's expensive. One of these days, the people in front of me at the airport coffee place are going to be ordering decaf poopacino. I'm thinking of switching to heroin.



thank you dave. this makes me proud to be in the Coffee Business.

sent to me by Papa John and reprinted without permission...
because its MY blog and ima gonna do what i wanna.

Friday, March 25, 2005

diamonds are a girls best friend

i got these friends, ya see....

and i don't know what i did to get them. hell, i hardly know what i do to keep them.
but i got em. and the only thing i am more aware of, is how much i appreciate them.

and i got this family, too, ya see...

and i know it was a roll of the dice that picked em for me. and i know i will always have them... and the only thing i am more aware of is how much i appreciate them.

and i am so incredibly awed by all of them. its like i got my own baseball team. and each of them are excellent hitters, but every now and then, one of them will crank one right outta the park. and just like a baseball team, they each have their positions they play.

  1. First Base, we have my Mom. she sees most of the action. and if it doesn't get stopped there, its ok. she'll get the next one. i would be NOWHERE without her. she's also the one that goofs with the crowd and pulls some amazing plays out of her pocket.
  2. Second Base is played by a couple of people. usually depending on who or what's at bat. it can be played by either Ang or Allie. Ang has had the position for about 15 years. so, Ang and Mom usually work well together. Allie, has been in the position for about a year and a half. and she also works well with first base. sometimes a ball is hit directly to second base. i'm glad i got these girls here for it.
  3. Shortstop (yeah i know, 3rd would be next, but this is MY baseball team) playing shortstop is Special K. she gets the grounders. the ones that aren't coming high and fast. hell, sometimes she just catches pop flies. but she is ALWAYS there right next to Second base. i'm not going to imply that she is backup, but sometimes she doesn't see the meat of the action. doesn't mean i don't rely on her, because i do. she's the one that keeps the team light-hearted and having fun. she's the one that is always smiling. you can see that smile from the nosebleeds. damn good to have that.
  4. Third Base is a position held by a who-lotta people. third base can be a critical position, depending on the action. they can either make or break the game. you don't hear em saying "rounding second headed for home", do you? nope. third is played by Donna, Tasty, Lola, and Mary. these girls keep the scoring down. they keep the game interesting. they keep the other team at bay. this is the posse of the team. you got shit talked in the other team's dugout, don't think these girls won't head in there.
  5. the Outfield. lots of outfielders. mainly, My Father Figures; all 3 of them, Jen, Van-o, Mama B, Karebear, Kately, Lynn, Helaine, and a whole slew of others. these cats scramble for the weird ones that head their way. these are more specialized players. they get to see the ones that come directly at them. and for that this team is grateful.
  6. Catcher. i got 2. Z and Ian. these boys are the ones that talk shit to the opposing team, if they have to. they call for crazy pitches when the opponents are jackasses. and if they don't want anyone advancing, they make sure they don't get to. they have to wear all the heavy gear, because sometimes they get to do the dirty work. and sometimes its like playing catch in a park. i'm glad i have them.
  7. and finally, the Pitcher. this one's tough. if your pitcher is having a bad day, then there are lots of things that can and will go wrong. but if your pitcher is on, then he can pitch a no-no every day of the week. and everyone talks to the pitcher. everyone relies on the pitcher. they can either pep him up, or cheer him on. and when he knows he has a great team behind him, then he feels comfortable in his job. if he knows that if he can't keep the batter from hitting, then he knows he has lots of possibilities to stop that ball. no matter who gets it, he knows everyone behind him is going to try their hardest. and sure, the other guys knock one out occasionally, that no one saw coming. and it happens. but every team needs a great pitcher. and mine is my Husband.

by no means am i implying that these are the only people i know. it takes way more than "9" people to make a great team. you need managers and pitching coaches, trainers to fix what boo boos the players get. lotsa people have gone into my team. and i think with the team i have, we are better than the Yankees. (not saying they are a good team, just that they have to money to buy the best players)

Thursday, March 24, 2005

imitation is the sincerest flattery

i stole this from Tasty because i admire her and because thats what the Numbers do.

I Live: IN TEXAS again
I Work: the main thing i am working on right now, is my marriage
I Think: i need to get back in touch with who Christel is
I Smell: the coffee, but not the roses nearly enough
I Listen: to what i want to hear
I Hide: damned near EVERYTHING
I Walk: quietly. literally and figuratively
I Write: because it's cathartic and therapeutic and sometimes just to make other people laugh
I See: possibilities
I Sing: a LOT more right now. even in my house.
I Can: make you laugh even when i am in a thousand pieces (and i can heal from that)
I Watch: people
I Daydream: about having my own roaster. and like Tasty said, "about being on a book tour with the Numbers".
I Fall: a lot. again, literally and figuratively
I Want: happiness
I Cry: too much
I Read: like books are candy
I Love: yep, just that. i love.
I Rode: out the storm
I Sometimes: want a do-over
I Fear: that the people in my life will be disappointed in me
I Hope: that when leave this earth, that i made a difference.
I Eat: like a 3 year old
I Quit: pitying myself
I Drink: a pot of coffee everyday
I Play: not nearly enough
I Miss: me
I Forgive: my husband for being so angry with me.
I Drive: and i drive and i drive, lets just GO!
I Dream: of having children
I Have: an amazing suppport group
I Remember: july 6th 2002 (and i want that back)
I Don't: give myself nearly enough credit
I Believe: there is room for improvement, but better yet, that i want to improve
I Owe: a debt of gratitude to my mom and dad that really can't be paid
I Know: things happen for a reason
I Hate: ignorance, lack of ambition, prejudice, impoliteness, and those who don't realize that we all have to live on this ant farm together.
I Feel: lucky, blessed, hopeful, trusted, responsible, scared, excited, curious, ashamed, proud, and most of all loved.



BUT, i think i should so this every month. i know my answers will change based on my life at that moment, but this is a good measuring stick.

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

tuesday, take two

ok, so my first post today was total bullshit. it was a draft from JANUARY. i just didnt have anything to give, this morning. so i did the lazy girls blogging. and felt bad that i had nothing to give.

and then.....

i saw this.

and then i saw this.

and that reminded me that:

  1. this is MY blog. i don't have to be funny all the time. i try. it's self-defense. it's ingrained. but NOT gonna happen all the time. if you want funny this time, then skip ahead in your reading. TODAY is not the day for funny.
  2. i have awesome friends. Numbers, Fractions, Queens, Special K, Ang, Jenny, and my veryownpersonal FAMILY. and soon, my Husband, again.
  3. It's ok to hurt. and i do. a lot right now. a whole lot. but it's ok. and ummm... err... it will be too.

i could go totally journally right now. but let's just have the cliff's notes.

  1. i hurt my husband.
  2. for a long time.
  3. he, in response, "checked out"
  4. i got angry.
  5. and hurt him some more.
  6. and he got angry.
  7. for a long time.
  8. we have talked it out.
  9. we have yelled it out.
  10. i have cried it out.
  11. we are working on "hugging it out"
  12. responsibility and accountability are big words.
  13. with BIGGER repercussions.
  14. i think we are on the same page.
  15. not the same road.
  16. but the forks will meet again.

i know it was vague. but though this is MY blog, its still public domain and some things i have a right to leave out. and some things i just need to get out of me.

so, yes, i hurt right now. but we are working on it. together.

the wood song,

by my favorite girls of the indigo variety

The thin horizon of a plan is almost clear

My friends and I have had a tough time

Bruising our brains hard up against change

All the old dogs and the magician

Now I see we’re in the boat in two by twos

Only the heart that we have for a tool we could use

And the very close quarters are hard to get used to

Love weighs the hull down with it’s weight

But the wood is tired and the wood is old

And we’ll make it fine if the weather holds

But if the weather holds we’ll have missed the point

That’s where I need to go

No way construction of this tricky plan

Was built by other than a greater hand

With a love that passes all out understanding

Watching closely over the journey

Yeah but what it takes to cross the great divide

Seems more than all the courage I can muster up inside

Although we get to have some answers when we reach the other side

The prize is always worth the rocky ride

But the wood is tired and the wood is old

And we’ll make it fine if the weather holds

But if the weather holds we’ll have missed the point

That’s where I need to go

Sometimes I ask to sneak a closer look

Skip to the final chapter of the book

And then maybe steer us clear from some of the pain it took

To get us where we are this far yeah

But the question drowns in it’s futility

And even I have got to laugh at me

No one gets to miss the storm of what will be

Just holding on for the ride

The wood is tired and the wood is old

We’ll make it fine if the weather holds

But if the weather holds we’ll have missed the point

That’s where I need to go

baby, i love you.

Friday, March 18, 2005

it's a GIRL!!!!

one of my very good friends gave birth to her second child yesterday.

at 5:30 am, on St. Patrick's Day, the world welcomed it's newest Princess:

Elena Grace

7 lbs, 7 oz. 20 inches long. 10 fingers. 10 toes. tiara on order.

Hang on Sweet Girl, it's a WILD RIDE.

especially with your Auntie Christel holding the reins.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

sell-out

yes, its true. the Numbers have sold out.

yes, we are creative.
yes, we are funny.
yes, we are sexy.
yes, we say stuff that should be on T-Shirts and Coffee Mugs.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, go here to see ALL THE COOL SHIT WE HAVE!!!!


now you too can look and act like your favorite Number.
we will be coming out with more items with the cool shit we say.

you might can't BE a Number, but you can Look Like One!


all monies (come on we upped the price a BUCK) will go to:

The Numbers Chocolate, Liquor, and Tattoo Fund.


shop big and shop often!

Thursday, March 10, 2005

can i have a do-over?

as i was leaving my house today, to go to the bank, some JACKASS decided that road rules didn't apply to him and since i was considered "oncoming traffic" that i should STOP for him. and by this i mean, some FUCKTARD didn't see me and WHIPPED into a parking lot RIGHT in FRONT of me, causing me to not only slam on my brakes, but fishtail in the middle of the road, and have everything that could fly forward in my truck to launch from safety. and i missed him by an inch. no lie.

as i was stopped in the road, i was trying to figure out if he was going to get out of his car and see if i was ok... but all he did, while i was giving him the "what in THE hell did you think YOU were doing" look, he just shrugs. as if to imply, "sorry....... but you lived. no harm.. no foul."

i drove off with every ounce of adrenaline dumped into my blood stream and shakily drove myself to the bank.

after i left the bank, i headed to CVS and then to get gas.

and that is where i paid nearly 2 dollars a gallon for gas.

now correct me if i am wrong, but i live in Texas, right? don't we make our OWN gas here? what the hell else are those oil rigs doing besides dotting the landscape?
i put in $10 and the gas gauge LAUGHED at me.

as i was leaving the gas station, i reached for one of the hundred things that were now on the floor and gouged myself in the hip with my seatbelt.

so i called allie to complain. i got voicemail. and i did just that, i complained to her voicemail.

i called my old boss, you know, the Original Jackass... and ask if he had sent my LAST paycheck. he informed me that he will send it "tomorrow". meanwhile i have been checking the mailbox everyday looking for some spending money.

i got to the restaurant and got out of my truck... and locked my keys inside. i mean, OF COURSE i did.
i pulled the spare out of my purse, because i am "THAT GIRL", got my real keys and went inside to get my salad i had been wanting since i woke up this morning. i mean, i Googled all salad bars in amarillo and this one has a potato and soup bar too! because i have been on a monster salad bar kick lately. its healthy, right?

i made it home without issue, except for the newspapers flying out of the back of my truck. i can just see myself getting pulled over for littering. it would have happened today.

my salad was great. not the greatest.... but it did its job.

now its 8:21 pm and i got a whole lotta night still left. think i can manage to NOT destroy myself before i go to sleep? let's hope.







BUT, the good points of my day.

  1. 2 separate "good ole boys" held the doors for me at the bank. yay Texas!
  2. they had Burt's Bees at CVS. yay lips!
  3. the hair color i bought was on sale. yay new hair!
  4. this is my new hair color! YAY!
  5. i have plenty of shiner beers to keep me satisfied for the night. yay beer.
  6. and i am going to play my new video game until the wee hours of the morning. yay games!

so. today had its ups and downs.

freaking moo.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

my maserati does 185

welp.
its been a week. since i have O-FISH-ALLY been a Texan again. and i will admit, its weird. its weird going to the grocery store and finding the things i had to smuggle back with me to SC, just sitting on the shelves. just as plain as day, waiting for me to buy them. and knowing i don't have to use them sparingly, because they are so precious. (you know i am talking about Hell On The Red salsa, right, Ang?)

but since i DO make my own salsa, with an awesome recipe from Ang, might i add. i bought something completely different. we aren't quite up to the grocery caliber of having salsa makings. right now its all canned food and gatorade.... but i digress.

it's nice to live in Texas again. but i do miss my friends. and my family. i even had a little "i really miss my mommie moment" the other night. (and by that i mean, the BAD CRY!) but i am adjusting.

we haven't been to the Big Texan yet. i am waiting for the Baby Jesus before we go. *side note* my Husband doesn't understand that you have to say it like this: baybeejeezuus. all one word. sheesh.

and THAT brings me to my point. (i really don't think i have one today. )

yesterday, H and i decided that we wanted to sit around and play video games all night. yes, i am a gamer. fuckin duh! so we looked up some reviews on a game that his friends told him about. and we decided to go get it. we went to go eat "lunch". since we are on his schedule, it was 5:30 in the evening. we left there and went to various game stores and then to walmart. the nice one. we came home and had to set up the online account... and then set up our gaming account. and then had dance the polka and do a handspring. TADA!

but BEFORE we load the game, H wants to install the new Norton software first. uhh..ok. so i sat and read my new book from KareBear and was content to listen to him when he told me about the features the software had. it was nice. then, i wanted chips and nacho cheese. you know, the NASTY kind like you get at ball games and movies. so i left and went to the store. i bought the fixings for said snack and came home to find H in the same spot doing the same thing as he was. (good to know he stays on task.) i made the snack and he FINALLY decides to put the game in.


and nothing.
no spinning.
no loading.
no recognizing that there is even a CD in the "cupholder" (another story for another time.)

hmmm.. so he takes it out and tries a different CD we have. it works just fine. he tries several others and we finally decide the disk is defective. we grab our shoes and coats and head BACK to walmart. we split up as soon as we hit the door. i head to get another game, he heads to customer service. see, we are a TEAM.
we take our NEW game and go home.

BUT, i forgot to tell you THIS! our game came with a miniature superhero. and he was broken. and i told H that should have been our first clue. so, we pry open the box to find the SAME hero. CURSES! this one better work. and he was just as non-exciting as the last one.

se we are back home with our new game. and we put it in and
nothing.
no spinning.
no loading.
A-gain.

ok, coats, shoes and we decide to head to ANOTHER walmart.
they don't have the same kind we got. so we leave there and head to the OTHER walmart. (yeah, i have 3. neener) and THEY don't have the game. it is now 10:30. we have driven all over amarillo looking for this game.

we go back to the original walmart and trade out our game for the FINAL game they have.
we get home and yep. you guessed it:
nothing.
no spinning.
no loading.

H then emails customer service. they respond within 5 minutes. they have him configuring the jiggawatts. and the computer is doing bird calls and then it turns into a pong game and then dancing bears and the russian women doing calisthenics....

and nothing.

at this point, i have had enough. i am going to bed. i am D-U-N. done.
i am laying in bed, watching a movie... falling asleep when he comes in announcing that he is a RETARD.
he says, "what did the box for the game say?"
"it said special DVD version"
yep. DVD version. we don't have a DVD drive.

FUCKING DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we are, as Judd likes to say, GOTARDS.

criminy.
so, he leaves to go get the RIGHT game. and i continue to slumber.

he wakes me up at 7:30 this morning telling me that we cant return it after 11, because the munchkins will come to our house and eat our eyeballs...or some shit. so we have to go back TODAY and get the right game.

now, that i have built up all that suspense, i bet you want to know what game it is.
its called City of Heroes.

its an RPG (role-playing game) BUT WITH SUPERHEROES!!!!! does that have MY name written ALL over it or WHAT?

i really CAN be WonderGirl, now. i mean, i already am... but now i can FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

so here i sit in my Wonder Woman jammies. waiting for H to get up so we can go BACK to walmart and get our game. YAY US!

wanna go ride bikes?

moo, y'all.

Friday, March 04, 2005

enough of that, let's get back to me.

yeah yeah, i love the list, but it doesn't make for great commenting on how clever, witty, charming, or funny i am.


so, here is a real post. one that will be worthy of said comments.

  • Special K: the only words that keep ringing in my ears are, "oh my goodness" which you kept saying over and over as we stood in the vacant Target parking lot, SOBBING on each other. i hate that i am now Very Far Away. and i never got to see your amusement park house. i love you so much.
  • Donna: now, you know that everything is bigger in Texas. i bet that includes HATS! i cant wait until you come here and we can play with the ReallyBig Hats. please eat a half pound of chocolate each day and think of how much i miss you and love you.
  • Karen: you better call me the INSTANT that child is born. i have a baby blanket to make and grey is no good color for babies. great for neutral, but not so much for babies. (p.s. i STILL am going to call her Gabby Grace. even if she's a boy) and i love and miss you, too.
  • Kately: my heart nearly broke into a hunnert peices seeing you on saturday. who is going to be there for you when the world gets too big for you? just remember you can always call me, my little Katelyn Katelyn, Schweetie Schweetie.
  • Zo: beeeeeeeeee boooooooop. (sadly)
  • Stef: you better keep those boys in line. and remember, you can always call me for a movie line. love and coffeebeans.
  • Jase: i know they aren't making your drink right. i just know it.
  • Kevvy Kev: you know everything works out in the end, right? all great movies do.
  • ALL of my little Gay Boyfriends: NOW who is going to dress me? dammit!
  • Numb3rs: just because i am far does not mean i am FAR away. it just means we now have to make MORE time to see each other since it will be so precious. and i dont think the word "love" is strong enough.
  • Momma: i will see you in 2 weeks. and i love you more than air. more than chocolate-covered air. life is a banquet.
  • TEXANS: I AM HOME!!!! come play with me!

moo y'all.

because being a numb3r means being a sheep

this has been stolen fair and square from about 5 different blogs. my favorite ones it was stolen from are #3 GA, #5 IN,and devilboss,

(X) snuck out of the house
(X) gotten lost in your city (i am sure i will soon, i dont know my way around here yet.)
(X) seen a shooting star
(X ) been to any other countries besides the united states
( ) had a serious surgery
(X) gone out in public in your pajamas
(X) kissed a stranger
(X) hugged a stranger/kissed one too!
(X ) been in a fist fight
( ) been arrested
(X) done drugs
(X) drank alcohol
(X) laughed and had milk/coke come out of your nose
(X) pushed all the buttons on an elevator
(X) made out in an elevator
( ) slept in an elevator
(X) swore at your parents
(X) kicked a guy where it hurts (on accident)
(X) been in love (and still am)
(X) been close to love
(X) been to a casino
( ) been skydiving (not yet!)
(X) broken a bone
(X) been high
( ) skinny-dipped
(X) skipped school (not until my senior year of HS and my mom was home. i had to spend all day there)
(X) flashed someone - real recently
(X) seen a therapist
(X) done the splits (not on purpose)
(X) played spin the bottle
(X) gotten stitches
(X) had an IV ( i think when i was born)
( ) drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour (EWWW! who drinks milk?)
(X) bitten someone (just in bed!)
( ) been to Niagara Falls
(X) gotten the chicken pox
(X) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(X) kissed a member of the same sex (have you MET the numb3rs?)
( ) crashed into a friend's car (not so much crashed, per se)!
( ) been to Japan (and never hope to)
(X) ridden in a taxi
(X) been dumped
(X ) shoplifted (oh yeah, i have lots of karmic debt for that)
(X) been fired
(X) had a crush on someone of the same sex (again, have you met the numb3rs?)
(X) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (hmmmm, ang, you want to help me answer this one?)
(X) stole something from your job
(X) gone on a blind date
(X) lied to a friend (only if its to keep them safe)
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans (eww, germs)
(X) been to Europe
(X) slept with a co-worker
(X) been married
( ) gotten divorced (not gonna)
( ) had children (its on the list of things to do)
( ) saw someone die
( ) been to Africa
(X) Driven over 400 miles in one day (ummm, YEAH! dur.)
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
( ) Thrown up in a bar
( ) Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(X) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been snowboarding
(X) Met someone in person from the internet. (hmmm, husband, CHECK, numb3rs, CHECK, queens, CHECK)
( ) Been moshing at a rock show
(X) Cut yourself on purpose
( ) Been to a moto cross show
( ) lost a child (i lost my paddington bear once)
(X) gone to college
( ) graduated from college
( ) done hard drugs
(X) tried killing yourself (and by tried i mean had intent, just no guts)
(X) taken painkillers
(X) love someone or miss someone right now (more than any of you will EVER know)

yep, LOVE the list.

Thursday, March 03, 2005

MOO

Husband and i figured that if regular cows said "MOO" then texas cows must say, "MOO Y'ALL"


just one of the things that gave us endless amounts of laughter on the 21 hour trip to Home.

so, obviously we made it.
and without any problems.

we spent the night at mom and dad's saturday night. we got up at 4:30 on sunday, and they got up to see us off. and mom even made me ORANGE cinnamon rolls. how much does she love ME? went home and finished packing up the truck. FINALLY left around 7 and headed west.

we drugged our cats and that was an adveture in and of itself. and every time thereafter, it got harder and harder. i still have small holes in me from their razor sharp claws. i hope it doesnt rain anytime soon, i would leak.

we drove through memphis and on to arkansas. we got almost to oklahoma when i couldnt take it anymore. the cats were being unruly, and i was about to jump out of the truck. 14 hours was enough.
we stopped in clarksville and slept on the BEST bed ever. it was called a "pillow top" and was exactly that! we didnt want to get up the next morning.

but we did. and we hit the road about 10. and yes, once we crossed the Texas state line, i cried. i am a baby. i admit it freely and willingly. shut up.

we got to our apartment, which really wasnt as bad as H made it seem. it just needs a woman's touch, that's all.
we dropped of the kittygirls and went running errands. we finally crashed around 11 and slept like babies.
his buddies got there around 2 to help us unpack and that went just fine, unil they came to drop off all the stuff i had on their list. they basically just dropped it on a flat spot and went and got more.

at least i was able to direct some of them. all the kitchen boxes are in the kitchen, but we had 2 coffee tables in the living room blocking us from gettting to the hall closet.... blah blah blah.

BUT we have a living room that is sorta set up. we have a bedroom in the making. and the kitchen still has 10 boxes in it. goot lawd. that is going to be one hell of a project.
but its MY project.
in MY new home.
in MY home state.
with MY husband.
and i love it!


so, i miss all of you. and i want to thank all of you who came to the Going Away Gathering. for those of you who said you were coming and did not, you better start the Sucking Up now. ;)
it will be noted come Christmas Card Time.

moo y'all.

Friday, February 25, 2005

D-U-N done.

yep. done. finished. completed.
perfected, satisfied, settled, sewed up, shut, stopped, terminated, through, tied up, worked out, and wrapped up.

D-U-N.

packing.
and working.


mom and i finished the packing around 4 yesterday. with only one "GODDAMMIT!" and only one thing thrown. i did get smacked (for being silly) and i actually got sent to my own room in my own house by my veryownpersonal momma.

AND she had the audacity to tell me i had too many shoes and i needed to "throw some out" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? you don't throw shoes away. especially the 50 pairs WE have. she even said to me , and i quote, "well, you can only wear 2 at a time anyway" just because we have 6 pairs of flip flops between us does NOT mean that's too many. right? am i right? please tell me i'm right.

but we did it. i guess that means we have to move now.
and actually, i don't think i will realize that we are moving until i see Husband. thats when its going to hit me.
yeah, not when i go pick up the truck, pack some of it up, or the fact that all my stuff is in boxes in the dining room. when i see him it will be "oh shit" time.

we are really doing this. we are really moving. honest and for true. BACK to texas. i never thought that would happen.

and i worked my last shift at the coffeehouse last night. it was like any other night. but i DID have some customers bring me gifties. YAY! presents are my favorite.
but there was no pomp. no circumstance. no balloons. no dancing bears. no fireworks. hell not even a card.
gee, nice to see that i made a bigger impression on the customers, than on the staff.
BUT to the Jackass's defense, he did have a huge tradeshow in chicago for which he left yesterday and was a little wound up about that. we had our Going Away, last friday. and we partied like RockStars. (i mean, DUH!)
and we got a little teary on wednesday when we said goodbye. but he called me after the Jimmy Buffett show screaming into my answering machine. so its good to know he was able to recover.

and now, to my point.
this is the last post from #3 SC.

the next one officially will be #3 TX.

we are going to party tonight, pack tomorrow and head em up, move em out on sunday. i think the coin is still in the air whether we are going through the mountains or through atlanta. you know if i had MY way, we would stop IN atlanta (and by that i mean, ALLIE'S house) and have breakfast. maybe i can leg wrestle the Husband into submission.

so, friends, lovers, bloggers, weirdos, numbers,

next time i write, i will be "home".

yay.


~cg

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Food Channel Orgy

i married Julia Child's and Emeril Lagossi's Love Spawn. with a little Alton Brown thrown in for spice. i think it might have been a threesome.

my mother and i have packed up over 10 boxes for JUST THE KITCHEN ALONE!!!!
we have more gadgets and doo-dads, whatzits and hooyahs, thingies and doo-hickies than Williams-Sonoma and The Dollar Store combined.

i am now issuing a Moratorium on any and all things purchased FOR us or BY us that can POSSIBLY be used in The Kitchen. not limited to a chocolate fondue pot i have my eye on.

no more!
no mas!
YA BASTA!


and the kitchen in our new place CANT EVEN FIT A BAKING SHEET IN THE FUCKING OVEN!!!!!
and we have 10+ boxes of kitchen "cootermints"
jeebus.






but i am always fond of MORE soap. please buy accordingly.

love and bubblebaths,
~cg

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

a slow trickle from the brain

i am not sure if i have anything funny. i am not sure if i even have anything coherent. but i know i got words. i always got words. (hell, tasty thinks i look sexy in my words)

obviously today is tuesday. i have 3 and 1/2 more days to pack up this apartment. Super Mom came over last night and kicked my ass into gear. even as she was leaving i thanked her and said, "you know i would have never gotten that all done, if you weren't here" and she agreed and said she would be back wednesday. she knows i HATE to pack. i would rather take out the trash. and as some of you know, usher don't do pavement, christel don't do trash.

so yeah. i am not sure why i am dragging my feet on this. i KNOW i am a 4th quarter girl. and i KNOW i say i hate it here, but i am having a hard time leaving. leaving my friends. leaving a job with such awesome potential, leaving my family. i think that's the one that has me stuck in neutral. i have never lived more than 45 minutes away from my family. and now i am going to be a whole big plane-ride away. no more, "just stopping by" no more, "wanna meet for lunch?" no more, "just grab some green beans on your way over." no more, "could you stay here this weekend and watch the dog?"
no more "daddy, can you fix...."
no more "Z, wanna go see a movie?"
no more mommie hugs in 20 minutes or less.

and that makes me sad beyond comparison.

sure, i am excited about moving back to texas. i am excited about Husband and i taking on the big bad world again. i mean sure, yay for new adventures COMMA

BUUUUUUT, i am so nervous. and anxious, and frightened, and excited, and scared, and sad.
and i KNOW i will get over some of this once i get to hug my husband again. the last time i saw him, i put him on a plane to Far Far Away on january 6. for those of you keeping score, that's almost 2 months since i have seen him. and if you think THAT isn't causing any stress in and of itself, well, honey, i got this bridge.....

it feeling disconnected from him that doesn't help any of this process. he isn't here at night to stroke my hair after i drive 30 miles from mom and dads SOBBING, to tell me everything is going to be ok.
he isn't here to help me with the packing, cleaning, stress, etc. BUT he IS there making a home for us. he moved there to make a better life for us. and he is busting his ass working so we can move this weekend. i know all of that. i appreciate all of that. and i try to keep all of that in perspective.

meanwhile, around here, it's Pity Party... party of one. and i need to snap the fuck out of it. i am being silly to worry about half the shit i am worried about like:
what am i going to say to my husband for a 20 hour ride in the moving van?
what if i don't make any friends?
what if Husband doesn't like me anymore after all this time?
what if its weird when we are living together again?

so, yeah. i am playing around in the shallow end of the crazy pool. with a distinct possibility of heading to the deep end this weekend. but like i was telling #3ga, "you gotta get all the way to the bottom before you can push off and get back to the top. "

and i also want to thank everyone who has been so supportive of me and Husband in this CUH-RAZY endeavor. i can only imagine how whacked we are when we live together. i am sure its a hunnert times worse that when we don't. at least i thank the military for preparing us for this. we have done this once, and we can do it again. hopefully, this was the last time.

ok, now i gotta go get ready for my last playday with D. bring on the shopping and the tears!

Saturday, February 19, 2005

it's ALIVE!!!

i have my truck back!!!!

i know i didn't finish my story about Atlanta with the Numbers. but the part about the truck goes like this:
my fabulous wonderful mommie drove herownself down to Atlanta on that monday to rescue me. we then drove back up to Commerce to talk to the man about my truck. he told us it was the transmission and it would cost $1000 to fix. we left, went to eat, and weighed our options.

  1. fix it. (with what extra money)
  2. see if he will take payments if he fixes it.
  3. see how much he will buy it for.
  4. rent a car until the move.
  5. use my truck as a trade for another car on their lot.

so we had several things on the table. we also had to wait for his partner, who ran the used car side, to come back from wherever. which was an hour and a half. so mom and i had an hour to kill in Commerce. i said, "let's go to the outlet stores." mom had a different idea. and we left Don's and headed to the right. and drove.. and drove and realized that there wasn't too much out that way, so we turned around in Crack Town. and drove back the way we came. and we drove and drove and drove. and talked and laughed and had a great time exploring.

when we got back, we talked to the partner and he would only give me $500 for the truck. its not worth it to me emotionally to sell my truck for $500. so, Husband calls and says, "fix it. we will deal with the money later."

so i leave my truck in Commerce. which is almost an hour and a half from where i live. and am told that it will be ready in a week.

later in the week, he calls to tell me that the transmission he got to replace it doesn't work right. so he now has to take the "newer" trans out and find another one. BUT he is going out if town on tuesday and wont be back until thursday and he will get to it on friday. so its now 2 weeks without my truck. i call on tuesday to see if they located a better trans. they had and it was on its way to don's shop.

i called don yesterday, because he was back in town and had probably put the new trans in. it hadn't even gotten there. and don had a Dr's appointment in Atlanta and would be back around 5. great. and he hoped the trans would be back by then.

i called at 4 and his daughter said that the new trans had gotten there an hour earlier, it had come from a WORKING vehicle and her dad would either put it in that night, or first thing this morning.

i got a call at 9:30 this morning from Dons daughter letting me know that i can come pick my truck up today. she said he drove it home and it was fine.

so, mom and i headed to Commerce at 11:30 and i was driving home by 2.

so, YAY i have my truck.

but the more wonderfuller part is the awesome mommie who drove all over the world to help me with my dilemma. thanks mom. you have been greater than i can ever tell you. i love you. wanna go for a ride in my truck?

because this is how the numb3rs roll.

or, a lazy-girl's blog entry.

IF YOU COULD BUILD A SECOND HOUSE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD IT BE? and by house you mean hut, right? on an island.

WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLES OF CLOTHING? i have this pair of cut off shorts that i am so NOT allowed to wear out of the house. they are a little "cheeky" in the back, also i LOVE pajama bottoms.

THE LAST CD YOU BOUGHT? i bought audioslave and gwen stefani for Husband for christelmas

WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? real damn early. otherwise known as the "Butt-Crack of DAWN"

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN APPLIANCE? my blue kitchenaid mixer (and since we brought her brother, the BLUE food processor, home, we are a very happy family)

IF YOU COULD PLAY AN INSTRUMENT, WHAT WOULD IT BE? cello and gee-tar

FAVORITE COLOR? purple. but red is creeping in as a nice second choice.

WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SPORTS CAR OR SUV? i would like to have a toyota 4 runner AND a porsche turbo 911 cabriolet.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN AFTERLIFE? totally!

FAVORITE CHILDREN'S BOOK? choose your own adventure, anything written by judy blume or beverly cleary

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? fall

IF YOU COULD HAVE ONE SUPER POWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE? you mean other than the ones i already have? i would like to have the ability to make people recognize their jackassery and then they fix it on their own. like the spirit of christmas past with a little golden lasso of truth thrown in.

IF YOU HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT IS IT? i have 3: a celtic trinity symbol (see i was a 3 LONG before i was one of the 3s), chinese symbol for 'rabbit', the gaelic word for knowledge, 'aithne'. i wanted a nine-pointed star, but the #s got kicked out of a tattoo parlor before THAT happenend.

CAN YOU JUGGLE? life. not stuff.

THE ONE PERSON/PEOPLE FROM YOUR PAST YOU WISH YOU COULD GO BACK AND TALK TO? my Pop. i bet he had way more wild stories to tell me.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DAY? any day above ground is a good one, or friday.

WHAT'S IN THE TRUNK OF YOUR CAR/TRUCK: nothing. but it DOES RUN again. i am going today to get it! YAY!

WHICH DO YOU PREFER, SUSHI OR HAMBURGER? hamburger. more specifically, the Blue Burger from the vortex.

FROM THE PEOPLE YOU WILL EMAIL THIS TO, WHO'S MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND FIRST? fuckin duh. it's not an e-mail

WHO'S LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? someone who isn't reading this.

WHO DID YOU RECEIVE THIS FROM? stole it from #5 - tasty. and then again from #3. and, oh yeah, i also nicked it from #3, too.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER? fleur de lis irises

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAL? breakfast. preferably after a slumber party, or with family.

WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? december 3rd

DESCRIBE YOUR PJS. a t-shirt declaring that i am "Property of the USMC"


because i have to do what the numb3rs tell me to.

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

karmic belly laugh

yeah, i have allergies.

but last night confirmed one i had been trying to ignore. its sad. its SO sad. its SO VERY sad.


i

am

allergic

to




















BEER.


yep. last night by the time i had half my beer, i had the sniffles. by the time i finished it, i could hardly breathe through my nose.

i am allergic to beer!!!!

like i needed another FOOD allergy.
now, you may be saying to yourself that "beer isnt a food."

but my favorite food group is any thing that ends in "AND BEER"

you know:

pizza and beer.
wings and beer.
burgers and beer.
oreos and beer.


see?

the upside is that it goes away after a few hours. i am sure it's the yeast or something about the way it's made that is related to mold. the fermentation, perhaps?


but it doesnt change the fact that i am ALLERGIC TO BEER.

guess i better switch to hard likker.
anyone for a round of shots?

Monday, February 14, 2005

hearts and chocolates and flowers

yeah, NOT at MY house.

since we are saving all of our pennies for The Move, today is just a monday.

but this is how the conversation went:


Husband: honey, i think we might have to do valentines day once you get out here.
Me: no, see, havent you heard? St Paddy's is the new romantic holiday.
H: it is? i did not know that.
M: yeah, see, people DONT wear green so they can get pinched and hope it leads to groping. very romantical.
H: i see. st. paddy's day....
M: yeah, i just heard about it. its SO the new day for lovers, what with the green beer and the getting "lucky" so if you want i will wear red AND green on march 17th. oh, wait, thats a different holiday.
H: yeah, thats called Christelmas.
M: oh, right.


see. that's why i married him. he just goes with me on all my silly schemes. smart boy.

so, Happy Monday.


and dont forget to send me chocolates on March 17th. i might even let ya pinch me.

Saturday, February 12, 2005

senior year

you can thank allie for my dear love of all things quiz/survey related.
here you go copycatters.

YOUR SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL *

[What year was it?]
1994

[What were your three favorite bands?]
pearl jam, indigo girls, and tool

[What was your favorite outfit?]
jeans and a t-shirt

[What was up with your hair?]
it was in the hippie growing out stage (also i was trying to grow out the perm…eww)

[Who were your best friends?]
angela and jenny

[What did you do after school?]
smoked pot and hung out at the park

[Did you take the bus?]
my freshman year. until i got marge.

[Who did you have a crush on?]
kyle, scott, ben, brian, matt, mike, chris

[Did you fight with your parents?]
yes

[Who did you have a CELEBRITY crush on?]
christian slater

[Did you smoke cigarettes?]
where do you think i learned?

[Did you lug all of your books around in your backpack all day because you were too nervous to find your locker?]
nope, i lugged AND stuffed

[Did you have a 'clique'?]
the Elite Bunch of Freaks

[Did you have "The Max" like Zach, Kelly, and Slater?]
no, we had the park. it was all we needed.

[Admit it, were you popular?]
and by popular you mean weird, right?

[Who did you want to be just like?]
a mix of angela, kristin, jenny, and mandy

[What did you want to be when you grew up?]
cool. and a massage therapist. 1 outta 2 aint bad!

[Where did you think you'd be at the age you are now?]
married (check)
kids (uncheck)
living in texas (almost check)
working for myself (almost check)


(*stolen from april's blog )

Friday, February 11, 2005

my new digs

HOOO-WEEEEEEEEEE!

check me out!!!!!

how much do i rock now?


yeah? and then some!!!!

as a Valentine's gift to me from my darling friend,
Seven, i got myself a hot new blog.
thanks, so much!

i rock, in STYLE now.

also, my friend Dan Cvammen did the art on the sides. he painted my portrait last year for Husband for Valentine's Day. check him out. he is amazing.

kinda like my new template!