Friday, April 28, 2006

a very serious question

which scene is better:


the Carpenter's scene from TOMMY BOY




OR





the Wilson Phillips scene from HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE?

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Friends With Money

The Main Gay and i went to go see Friends With Money, the other night. he had seen it the night before and said it was so good he would see it with me.



and let me JUST tell you...

it was AMAZING and FABULOUS and BEAUTIFUL and MARVELOUS. i can i dentify with each of the characters and realized that, in my life, i had made a LOT of the words the women made. no, literally. ver batim.


you need to go see it, RIGHT NOW!



i will wait here while you go.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

the WORLD'S longest survey thingie

1. Name: christel
2. Single or Taken: taken
3. Sex: female
4. Siblings: 1 older sister, 2 younger brothers.
5. Eye color: ba-loo
6. Shoe size: 11 (go ahead, make the skis jokes....)
7. Height: 5' 8.5"
8. Innie or Outie: innie
9. What are you wearing right now? pj's
10.Where do you live? amarillo, tx
Where did 11 go?? to hell
12. Can you make a dollar in change right now: prolly some way, in this house
13. Do you have a BF or GF: you mean besides Taylor Hicks, Vin Diesel, Chris Isaak, Ben Affleck, Jason LaRue, Kevin Spacey, John Cusack, Andy Pettitte, Matthew McConaughey, Orlando Bloom, Johnny Depp... shall i go on?
14. Did you send this to your crush? only if my crush reads this...
15. Best place to go for a date? :somewhere 'mantical
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Favorites
1. Kind of pants: pj's
2. Number: 3
3. Boys Name: sean, aidan, tiernan,
4. Girls Name: celia, grace, liadan
5. Animal: bunny rabbit
6. Drinks: coffee, beer, rum, scotch, red wines
7. Month: october
8. Juice: pineapple
9. Breakfast: bean and bacon omelet with extra green sauce
10. Cartoon character(s): spongebob squarepants
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Have You Ever..
1. Given anyone a bath?: sure
2. Smoked? i even quit!
3. Bungee Jumped? yeah.... nuh-uh
4. Made yourself throw-up?: i suck at that skill
5. Gone skinny dipping: not yet
6. Put your tongue on a frozen pole: No...Duh. I've seen A Christmas Story (ditto, ang)
7. Loved someone so much it made you cry?: still
8. Broken a bone: my toe when i was drrrrrrrunk
9. Played truth or dare: do strip dice count?
10. Been in a police car: yep. stupid mike and his stupit POT
11. Been on a plane: DUR
12. Came close to dying: only of embarrassment (again, ditto)
13. Been in a sauna: ewww...
14. Been in a hot tub: yes
15. Swam in the ocean: lots of em...
17. Ran away?: sure did, with an empty suitcase. i think i was 9.
18. Broken someone's heart: didn't mean to, if i did.
19. Cried when someone died: what sort of heartless bastard doesn't?
20. Cried in school: are you new?
21. Fell off your chair: in 2nd grade. and HURT myself BADLY!
22. Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: Night? Thats for losers....I'm hardcore. I'd wait all DAY AND night...(this answer is too good to erase!)
23. Saved any IM convos: nope
24. Saved emails: uh-huh
25. Made out with/kissed just a friend?: i'm an equal opportunity kisser
26. Used someone: define "used"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is...
1. Your good luck charm?: my celtic trinity
2. One Best song you ever heard: into the mystic
3. What's your room like: fuctional... a bed, 2 dressers, a kickass coffeetable, a tv and usually all 3 kids on the bed
4. What is beside you?: my husband, on the couch
5. The last thing you ate?: tacos
6. What kind of shampoo do you use? paul mitchell super skinny (i think i should be drinking it too?)
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ever Had...
1. Chicken pox: and the scars to prove it
2. Sore Throat: who didn't?
3. Stitches: yes.... thanks, emily.
4. Broken nose: it's too little to BE broken
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do You...
1. Believe in love at first sight: it's possible
2. Like picnics: it's the ants i don't like
3. Liked school: i guess
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Questions:
1. What schools have you gone to: k-12 and massage therapy school and 3 years at a technical college
2.Who was the last person you called: mac
3. Who was the last person you slow danced with: eddie
4. Who did you last dirty dance with: i think it was eddie
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Who?::
1. Did you last yell at: rooney, he pooped on the floor
2. Broke your heart: which time?
3. Told you they loved you: eddie
4. loudest friend? that would be the Allie Pants
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Do you?
1. Do you like filling these out: yeah, but this one... holy monkey, are we done yet?
2. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses: bof'um
3. Do you like yourself: have you MET me? i'm FABULOUS!
4. Do you get along with your family: a'course
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Questions:
1. What are you listening to right now?: me typing and the Reds game
2. What did you do yesterday?: work, manicure, asleep on the couch by 11:30
3. Gotten any awards: i'm what they call an "over-acheiver"
4. What car do you wish to have?: a silver porsche cabriolet
5. Where do you want to get married?: hope i don't have to do that again...
6. Good driver?: oh yeah
7. Good singer?: i'm not quite American idol caliber anymore, but i can kick some ass at karaoke!
9. How many remote controls are in your house: 3
10. What do you dream about?: happiness, beaches, my own coffee roasting business
11. When you last showered: this morning
12. Scary or Funny Movies: funny
13. Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
14. Root beer or Dr. Pepper: root beer
15. Skiing or SnowBoarding: neither
16. Summer or winter?: fall
17. Silver or Gold?: silver
18. Sprite or 7up: whats it mixed with? (and AGAIN with the ditto)
19. Coffee or tea: what's tea?
20. Phone or in person: in person
21. Are you oldest, middle, youngest: old middle
22. Indoor or outdoor: if by "outdoor" you mean tropical island...
23. Diamond or pearl: diamond
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Today did you:
1. Talk to someone you like: i kinda like him...
2. bought something? i bought lunch...
3. Get sick: heartsick
4. Sang: always
5. Talked to an ex: no
6. Miss someone: oh yeah
7. Work out: not today
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Last person who....
1. Was in your bed: me and hubby and 3 cats
2. Saw you cry: mac
3. Made you cry: my life
4. Went to the movies with: mac
5.Went to the mall: mac
6. Said "I Love You" and meant it: eddie
7. You Hugged: eddie
8. Kissed you: eddie
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Have you..
1. Ever been in a fight with your pet: yes, have you ever tried to give a cat a bath, or medicine?
2. Been to California: not yet
3. Been to Mexico: not yet
4. Been to Canada: don't wanna
5. Been to Europe: sure have
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Random.....
1. Do you have a crush on someone: DUR, but don't ask me to narrow it down to just one.
2. What book are you reading now? the last harry potter, blue coyote, salmon of doubt, in her shoes, mermaid chair, mars and venus, dress your family in denim and courderouy (i have em stashed everywhere)
3. Best feeling in the world: being in love
4. Future KIDS names: depends on the FUTURE...
6. Whats under your bed: a suitcase and cat fur
7. Favorite sports to watch: baseball
8. Piercing/Tattoos: ears and nose pierced, 3 tattoos
10. Who do you really hate?: my first step-father
11. Have you ever liked someone you didn't have a chance with: are you familiar with a little something called "high school"?
12. Have you ever cried: uhhhhh, DUH!
13. Are you lonely right now? define "lonely"
14. Song that's stuck in your head right now: for once it's NOT "sugar we are going down"
15. Have you ever played strip poker: see also "strip dice"
16. Have you ever gotten beat up: not physically
17. Have you ever been on radio/TV: yes
20. Last person you talked to on the phone?: mac
21. Your Favorite Food?: chickenandfries
23. Popcorn flavor? i need my kernels to be DROWNING in buttah
24. Cats or Dogs: see also: "3 cats"
26. How many pillows do you sleep with: 1
27. Who are you missing right now? neither you, nor i have time for THAT list
28. Who do you think is handsome?: my husband
29. Who do you think is beautiful?: me, on the inside
30. What is the most important Character trait? humor

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

SUCCESS!

the adoption process, that is.


yes, ladies and germs... due to all of your crossing of fingers, toes, and various other body parts,

WE GET TO KEEP HIM!

Rooney Callahan can stay.

E had no say after he saw the picture with the remote. it was pretty much decided. it really was up to the Other KittyGirls in the house. we had a family meeting and the girls agreed they would not eat him. and he agreed that he would not pull their tails. and all was good.


so we are now, OFFICIALLY, "Those People" with the 3 cats.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

CHAOS

when i worked for the coffee roaster, we created a wholesale company as well. using my incredible artistic talent i created the logo. and helped to inspire some of the blends. the company has since taken off and i have a great sense of pride in it and it's "employees"


i found out their website is up and running.

go here for CHAOS!!!


tell em the RockStar sent ya!

Monday, April 10, 2006

KITTTTT-DEN!!!!!

my friend Mac wanted a cat. around Christmas time, he found out his cousins had a cat they couldn't keep. so the cat began it's journey to Mac's house. i think the cat had to come from Lubbock and his mom was so kind to keep it for a few weeks until Mac could get down there to get her. she is a registered persian. tortoise shell in color. and since we have 2 torties, i was excited to see what a long-haired one looked like.

one day at work, before he retrieves his cat, he gets a call from his mother. she tells him that she saw his new cat, Maggie, with another cat and she thinks she "got him away from her soon enough" as in... they were doing the Kitty Nasty.

a day or so later, she tells him that he will probably need to give her a good brushing since she hasn't been able to do it lately.

then later in the day she called back to tell him he might want to get a flea collar since she had been outside.

so Mac was very excited about his new "mangy, flea-bitten, knocked-up cat"


but when he got her, it wasn't as terrible as it seemed. but we found out weeks later, that she was, indeed, knocked-up.

now, my friend Mac lives in an apartment that he has beautifully decorated. and since this was also his first cat, he realized, "he was NOT equipped for kittens" so he sent maggie BACK to the country to have her litter right around the time she was ready to BURST! poor girl looked SO miserable.

so we were on Kitten Watch '06. all of us at work anxiously awaited the news of kittens. one girl we work with wanted one for her 6 year old daughter. and i was hoping there would be an orange boy to bring home to my family too. and even when i brought it up to my dear husband, he shot the idea down time and time again.

and then she went and had an orange one.


and we got pictures. and my heart was broken. and we waited 6 weeks for Maggie and her kittens to come home. Mac brought one back for the girl we work with. one back for a a guy we know to give to his sister and then the orange one and the grey one.

but he couldn't keep all the kittens in his apartment while he waited for them to be "adopted" so he asked if i would take one of the ones that wasn't spoken for for a week. i said, "yes, the orange one, right?" and so the deal was done.

now i hadn't told E about this transaction so yesterday when i came home from work with a cardboard box that was making tiny kitten noises, he was surprised, to say the least. first he was a little upset. and IMMEDIATELY said no. and then i told him it was only for a week and he rolled his eyes... and said OK. and i knew i might have my foot in the door when he got online to do research on how to introduce the kitten to our 2 kitty girls. and then he sent me to the store for kitten food, litter, food bowls, and a toy.

he then sat on the couch and watched the Master's with a sleeping kitten on his lap. (SCORE!)
i even heard him say, "too bad you are so fucking adorable!"

and he posted on his messageboards about good ways to handle the introductions... and then he posted pictures of him. hope E doesn't get too attached........

but here is the latest addition to our household.
i give you Rooney Callahan:





























Rooney is scottish for red-haired
and about 8 of you can figure out the Callahan part.

and yes, we named him. he was Rooney Callahan before he was even born. we are those weird types who come up with pet names and then wait for that animal to come into our lives when they are supposed to. like Simon was Simon before we ever laid eyes on him. and E wants weimeraners named Fellas and Savannah. and i am still waiting for my english bulldog to name Agatha. they just haven't all been borned yet.

cross your fingers that we get to keep him for more than a week.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

have a coke and a brain tumor

dear Coke,

my friend just bought me a 4-pak of Coke BLAK. being a very enthusiastic coffee drinker, i was EXTREMELY excited to finally have a bottle of your newest product in my hands. as i was about to take the first sip, something prompted me to read the ingredients.

and i am very glad i did.

water...sugar...high fructose corn syrup.... etc. and the last 2 ingredients: aspartame and acesulfame potassium.

WHY?!?!?!

when a drink already has the high fructose corn syrup WHY add the artificial sweeteners? especially the ones that do the MOST damage. AND where is your PHENYLALANINE warning? oh, yeah, there isn't one.


so. i put the cap back on and threw the 4-pak in the trash. kudos on making money off my friend and most assuredly countless others, but this was a pretty dumb idea.

are you getting monetary compensation from the "poison" companies? i.e. the makers of aspartame and acesulfame k? is THAT why you put their poisons in your drinks that don't need them?

i am ashamed of you and for you, Coca Cola.

too bad i am posting this on my highly read blog too.

sincerely, christel



(sent via email on the coca-cola contact us form)

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

i hate it when...

those damned quiz things are right...

Your Life Path Number is 1

Your purpose in life is to lead others.

You have great drive and determination. Nothing is going to stand in your way.
You seek out challenges and the spotlight. You'll take all the work - and all the glory.
Status and success are important to you. You demand the best from everyone and everything.

In love, you tend to take a protective role. You enjoy being the provider in relationships.

You expect others to be like you, and as a result, you are often disappointed.
A little selfish and vain, you always put yourself first.
Remember, everyone already knows you're great - you don't need to remind them!



Your Birthdate: December 3

You are more than a big ball of energy - you are a big ball of hyper.
You are always on the go, but you don't have a type a personality.
Instead of channeling your energy into work, you instead go for fun and adventure.
Witty and verbal, you can have an interesting conversation with anyone.

Your strength: Your larger than life imagination

Your weakness: You tend to be pretty scattered

Your power color: Lime

Your power symbol: Lightening bolt

Your power month: March

Friday, March 31, 2006

six inches forward and five inches back

so i called Allie around 11 last night. this is how that conversation went:

"WHO DIS?!?!?!?!"

"i don't get it."

"don't get what?"

"Hedwig"

"and the Angry Inch?"

"yeah"

"i LOVE it."

"i know.. and i feel like less of a Number because i don't get it. i mean i GOT Life Aquatic.. but this.. this i don't get."

"yeah i DIDN'T get Life Aquatic... but Hedwig... i loved the music.. the lyrics, you know.. and if nothing else, the FABULOUS makeup"

"eddie chalked it up to never smoking pot, that's why he didn't get Life Aquatic"

"yeah that must be my reason too..."

"but Hedwig....granted i've only watched about 11 minutes of it, but i just don't get it."

"you should call Tasty, she's the one who told me about it."

"TASTY???? shut the fuck up!"

"no really"

"ima give it about 13 more minutes... and then ima watch the rest of the first season of Grey's Anatomy... i just don't get this... "

"ok loving you"

"loving you"



yeah i didn't even make it through 13 more minutes of it. and i usually like abstract movies like that.... i just didn't get it.


BUT i will agree about the makeup.

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

"DON'T BE LAME!!!!!!"

back from vacay...


details to follow.

need to unpack first.
sheesh.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

off to see The Wizard

my Mimi is losing her fight.






and i want to thank all of you who have put her in your thoughts and prayers. it means more to me and my family, than you will ever know.

Friday, March 10, 2006

breathe

my Mimi is in the hospital.


she started feeling poorly after my mom left dallas, last weekend. and i got a call from my mom that she was rushed to the hospital last night because she wasn't breathing on her own. now she has emphysema already and is tethered to an oxygen machine all the time anyway... but this not breathing thing freaks me out. her doctors say they other than not breathing on her own, there is NOTHING else wrong with her. BUT.... breathing is pretty essential.


yeah. i'm worried.
i'm not ready for my Mimi to go yet. that old bird has LOTS of livin left to do. and i'll kick her georgia peach ass if she thinks differently.


so, could you spare some healthy breathe-y lung juju and send it her way?
thanks.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

oh how i wish i were a trinity....

so that if i lost a part of me i'd still have two of the same to live.


my mom and brother were here this weekend and we had the BEST time. they came in on Saturday and we ate BBQ and watched movies. on sunday, we got up and watched MORE movies and the baby brother was getting antsy about getting his tattoo. see, he decided long ago that he wanted one, and i was supposed to go with him to get it before i moved. but that didn't happen. so, i promised him that i would get him one for his 21st birthday, which was February 22nd. and a good sister sticks to her word...

i'd heard of a place that a friend had gotten some work done and we called them and they were booked. we called another place where i got my new nose ring.. and decided that sounded like a good place.

have design
have money
have one antsy, nervous brother
have one mother who "isn't going to SIT IN THERE and watch comeone do that to HER baby"
have one husband who is over exaggerating the tattooing process
have one Christel who is trying to wrangle all parties to Sugar Daddy's before 3 pm.


sheesh.



we talked to the guy... he drew some stuff... we conversed and changed....

ready.
set.
go.



the outline.



the shading.



some more shading.



THE FINISHED PRODUCT.




i got this same tattoo about 9 years ago, also at the age of 21. it was from a necklace that i wore for years. it is a james avery design and it is a trinity symbol. when Z's father died, it was just me, and mom, and Z. and throughout my life i found myself in various groupings of 3s.
(see how the Number thing all falls into place, too?)

E has 2 of them on his forearm as well. they are the end pieces to a bigger celtic design.


it all comes full circle.





p.s. i miss you guys already. :(

Thursday, March 02, 2006

TRAIN

for a long time, "Meet Virginia" was my favorite Train songs.


off the new CD: For Me it's You... this one is quickly moving up my list...



"always remember"
Always remember
I'm by your side
Such a shame that you had to go
So much more that I'd like to know
So many things you forgot to show me how to do
When times are hard I forget your gone
I go to call you before it dawns on me
That you wont be there now
But I still have these words that you gave me
Always remember I'm by your side
Always remember I'm by your side
I got two kids of my own now
They grow up so fast
And how I wish you did not miss that part of who I am
But I keep doing all that I can do
And I will smile when they ask about you
And I will sing to them every day
With the voice and the words that you used to say
Will change the world one day
Always remember I'm by your side
Always remember I'm by your side
And while they grow up you will show up
In things they do and say
Like a reflection to a connection
Of who they'll be one day
They will learn to get their wings
And fly through the changes life will bring
So on
And it will go on
And you will go on
And they will sing with the voice that you gave them
Always remember I'm by your side
Always remember I'm by your side
I'm by your side
I'm by your side

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

If you could have any sort of pet, what would it be?

Five individual pets that join up to make a super pet, DUH.
what do you think the Numbers are?

but according to this quiz: Which Polyhedral Are You??

I am a d100


Take the quiz at dicepool.com

Thursday, February 23, 2006

four words

i
heart
taylor
hicks!



no, really i mean it.
he's my pick.

Monday, February 20, 2006

you're gonna put that WHERE?!?!?!

so, i have an appointment today with the *whispers* girl doctor.

why am i telling you this?

because

A) i've never been

B) i'm 30! (shut up, i said it.)

C) i've NEVER been

D) i promised the boy i would this year.

E) i've never BEEN

F) it's prolly a good idea to go and make sure that i really have all the right parts in there if we ever decide to get with it and have children (i'm still considering out-sourcing, dear)

G) did i mention I'VE NEVER BEEN?!?!?!

so. yeah. i am TERRIFIED. i don't wanna go. i know i need to go, but i don't wanna. AND... i want my mommie there to hold my hand too. how horrible is THAT? i'm 30-fucking-years-old and i still want my mommie there to hold my hand while some man looks at places i don't think you are supposed to even look at. if you were, then it shouldn't require special instruments to do so and it CERTAINLY should be easier to get to. you know, like behind my ear or something less embarrasing. literally emBARE-ASSing.

and they are going to draw blood. peachy. she of the rolling veins. and i bet they wanna WEIGH me too. the bastards. they really know how to ruin a day off. ya know?

so yeah. i'm going. despite the child in me who wants to pretend that there's no need to, i'm going.

wish me luck...

and please send up thoughts of warm speculums and glittery girl parts.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

of things hermione and laws of physics

this always happens... i posted a drafted blog... and then something blogworthy happens. so please read the post after this one as well.



so, now to the REAL post for today.



remember in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, when Hermione says, "Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?"


i had a Hermione moment today.

i went to "shopping establishment that has a BULLSEYE logo" on my lunch hour today, looking for some more work pants.

i picked 4 cute pair and traipsed my happy self to the dressing rooms.

this is where the laws of physics come into play.


apparently the communist sickos that own said "BullsEye" store have rigged a way that if one stands at exactly the right angle, ONE CAN SEE WHAT ONE'S OWN ASS LOOKS LIKE.


now for some people, like Jenny McCarthy and 10 year old girls, this would be something fascinating and gratifying. for the rest of the world this can be a HORRIFYING experience.

and by, "rest of the world," i mean ME.

i saw it.

in all it's glory.

that which is flawed and wobbly.

in 3D cinemascope.



and let me just tell you, this trick of physics should NEVER EVER be tested. trust me.
certain things should not test those laws. THIS... and size 24 red leather pants. Red Leather Pants should just not come in certain sizes. and if you have found yourself a proud owner of said pants, please, for all of humanity, DO NOT WEAR THEM OUTSIDE*. also for your sake, do not go into a "BullsEye" dressing room.


i have risked that danger and peril for you.


i know, i'm a giver.


needless to say, i left the store with no pants ... and an ass i choose NOT to ever see again. too bad i can't get a refund for that.






*no offense to anyone size 24 or above. i'm just sayin that certain body shapes don't jive with leather. mine included, lately.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

tag you're it!

i was tagged by Tasty....

Remove the blog in the top spot from the following list and bump everyone up one place.
Then add your blog to the bottom slot.
  1. Sara with No H
  2. Just Thoughts
  3. I Am Prepared to Give Up at Any Time
  4. So Much Myself (co-starring the bandwagon.)
  5. 3 gallons of coffee and nowhere to go


Next, select five people to tag.

  1. ian
  2. jenny
  3. tex
  4. blondie
  5. felix
What were you doing 10 years ago? living with the first fiancee, Mike. fighting like cats and dogs, and then i moved out to my own place. i was working at the Chamber of Commerce. i had no clue who i was.

What were you doing 5 years ago? being miserable that my boyfriend was in Japan and Australia until july. working for a wireless phone company. living in SC.

What were you doing 1 year ago? packing to move to amarillo, getting stranded on my way to The Numbers Summit. "Let's do that again. Tomorrow." (ditto, Tasty!) oh and being an anxious nervous wreck. and an ogre on top of that.

Here's to the ultimate luxury: choice.

Five snacks you enjoy:


  1. my mom's artichoke dip
  2. Roasted Raspberry Chipotle Sauce (i'm addicted to this stuff)
  3. oreos
  4. angela's salsa
  5. anything with garlic and cheese

Five songs you know all the words to:

  1. into the mystic, van morrison
  2. baby's got back, sir mix-a-lot
  3. lime in the coconut, kermit the frog version
  4. spongebob squarepants theme
  5. damned near any indigo girls song

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:

  1. buy a green dress, but not a real green dress, that's cruel
  2. be debtless
  3. own a coffee roasting business (if not a plantation, too!)
  4. VACAY in Bora Bora for the Numbers
  5. charities charities charities

Five bad habits:

  1. making fun of dumb people
  2. always needing to be right
  3. sending people to voicemail
  4. leaping before looking
  5. procrastination... procrastination....procrastination....

Five things you enjoy doing:

  1. goofing around with E
  2. knitting
  3. playing WoW
  4. laughing
  5. going to a baseball game

Five things you would never wear again:

  1. gaucho pants
  2. anything with a cartoon character on it
  3. anything with "puff paint"
  4. a size 8
  5. white shoes

Five favorite toys/games:

  1. World of Warcrack
  2. trivial pursuit
  3. drUnkEn UnO
  4. our new speedy computer
  5. hopefully my new SLVR *sigh*

ok... WHO'S next?

burning desire

i read this Fish's blog and i TOTALLY understand her obsessions.

like the one she wrote about the Senseo coffee maker. i absolutely get that!
ask E about my cobalt blue mixer obsession.

so i have wanted a few things of late, you know, the running list... english bulldog, porsche 911 turbo cabriolet, my own island. you know, THAT list.


but i have a small list as well, usually silly things that i could buy for myself. a few weeks ago it was a striped canvas shower curtain. prior to that it was a set of black dishes, and before that it was a fossil watch.



but now?

oh i yearn.
i ache.
i want! i want! i want!

this:


i need to have it.

for those of you who may not know what it is, it's Motorola's new phone called SLVR. (thin as a sliver, you see....)
it's a phone and it's an iPod. yes, i know they came out with one before. but i want THIS one.

i could have Into the Mystic and Thunderstruck at! my! fingertips!

ANY! TIME! I! WANTED!



yes, yes, i am aware of the thing called iPod. but the one we get will be E's. (he needs more songs, i can get by with 100)

BUT I WANT IT!!!!!
I NEED IT!!!!
I PINE FOR IT!!!!!
I DESIRE IT!!!!
I ACHE FOR IT!!!!!

and for the low low bargain prcie of $200 it could be mine.

*sigh*